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A horse is a horse, unless it's the criminal mastermind behind the Evil League of Evil, of course. Watch your step or you'll end up like Wilbur.

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Ah now we know why aperture science had that big ass drydock deep underground.

12.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will be there, selling access to the de-verification machine.

12.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok now embed a computer in an LLM and have that computer run Minecraft and task the LLM with building a computer out of Redstone and...

11.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf she spent a quarter of a billion dollars on TV ads??????

11.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. I hate that he's right about this. I hate it so much, but can't disagree.

11.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fell for it again award

Fell for it again award

Just want to give a shout out to all the stock traders who participated in yesterday's rally because Trump fed them some verbal barf about ending the war quickly.

Here's your prize.

11.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our bombs are somewhat smarter and much, much, much more expensive now.

11.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me you don't know the history of Christianity without telling me you don't know

11.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly the dark side

11.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking is woke, we got rid of all that DEI crap

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How

11.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 300 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I have an idea how they could have avoided a crushing backlog of immigration cases

11.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrolling blue skeets in the red room

10.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, you can order just breadsticks from olive garden curbside pickup. There's a discount if you order 6 or 12 at a time.

10.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think more likely is just "the woke AI won't stop telling us things we don't want to hear, and Anthropic refuses to make it stop saying that our plans are stupid"

10.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know but I can help but wonder about the timing of Hegseth's weird attack on Anthropic literally the day before this bombing happened.

09.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey remind me, how did the roaring 20s end?

09.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can somehow meme the government into panic-refilling the strategic reserve at 110 I will uh, tip my hat to you.

09.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait you're telling me hydrocarbons that we refine to use as fuel because of their high energy density are FLAMMABLE?

09.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

08.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Scoop: U.S. dismayed by Israel's Iran fuel strikes, sources say The U.S. message to Israel was "WTF."

The Trump admin launched a war alongside, and at the urging of, Netanyahu. Not one U.S. official is allowed to claim surprise or dismay that Netanyahu escalated the conflict; that is what he does. Escalation wasn't just foreseeable, it was guaranteed.

08.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 826 ๐Ÿ” 249 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

From a distance I could see it

08.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Precisely 1 week and 6 days

06.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make everyone a supreme court justice. If you're eligible to vote, congrats, you're on SCOTUS.

05.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This needs commas or parentheticals or more context or something.

It's ambiguous as to whether he "fingered his colleagues nostrils" and "fingered his colleagues spouses", or "fingered his colleagues spouses nostrils".

Quite a difference.

05.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the Dow... The Dow right now... Is what the American people should be talking about.

05.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's gonna have to endorse Paxton, I think, because 1) Cornyn actually might drop out, and 2) Paxton is a real criminal, and Trump loves those guys.

04.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't he have better things to be doing, like inviting journalists to signal groupchats with classified info in them?

04.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Emacs

Emacs

Sacrilege! VI forever!

04.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"hostile to whom" is the question we should be asking

04.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0