Great point — I said the Black Mage can be promoted to a Ninja. I was wrong, and you’re right to call me out on that. The Black Mage can be promoted to a Red Wizard.
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Great point — I said the Black Mage can be promoted to a Ninja. I was wrong, and you’re right to call me out on that. The Black Mage can be promoted to a Red Wizard.
“On Tuesday, [a 14-year-old] girl from #Marlborough with no criminal history was detained by immigration agents, [U.S. Rep. Lori Trahan] said. The girl was apparently used to ’coerce’ her father into turning himself in during an ’overnight attempt,’ according to Trahan.”
#Massachusetts
i do not eat at chilis but the next time I'm in a shithole where it's the best place to eat I'm headed to the gas station to buy whatever's on the sausage rollers
I wrote about an all-time favorite media genre of mine: the Sleeper Cell Panic story. It addition to helping prop up the war effort against Iran and pressuring Dems to abandon their (token) DHS reforms, it has the added bonus of promoting mindless paranoia and racial profiling.
A New Hampshire Republican state representative from Hillsborough is refusing to apologize after using the term "Final Solution" to disparage an event being put on by a Jewish colleague.
omg
According to @status.news, another senior journalist, reporter Scott Macfarlane, has quit CBS rather than head in the direction Bari Weiss wants to go. A big factor: the network's meek treatment of January 6th. www.status.news/p/scott-macf...
MacFarlane covered the Justice Department.
I guess my personal values do not align with Chili's, then.
can it use a game controller? I just ask that because it resembles situations where something is moving because a joystick was slightly tilted
just checking in on ADL CEO jonathan greenblatt
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
"Chat, we were based, and chopped"
(Leans over to date) That's Mitt'raw'nurodo/Thrawn/Vaurawn/Kiva'raw'nuru
The mandalorian: no… it cannot be. It’s Mitth'raw'nuruodo
Thrawn: I am also known by, for some reason, Thrawn, Vurawn, and Kivu'raw'nuru
(Space bassoon playing the theme song’s refrain)
My favorite headline in a while.
The UK government is now 3-0 down against Kneecap, and 2-0 down on proscribing Palestine Action; it seems perhaps they ought to adjust the strategy of "spending tens of millions of dollars arguing that opposing the genocide we participate in is terrorism, actually".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is incredible. Looking good in a tight shirt is better than being smart when it comes to war.
This has big "Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill" energy
Warlord Jjon Fyttermon
And according to her?
"We said from the beginning that the boycott was indefinite, unless and until Target reversed its decision to rollback DEI and accounted for the $2.1 billion pledge it made in 2021 after the Minneapolis Police murder of George Floyd."
Photo of an older man sitting in a booth at an American diner. Backed by windows painted black with night, he stoops over a table, grasping a PS3 controller in both hands. Set up on the table in front of him is a large-ish flat screen TV, on which we can see Demon's Souls being played.
Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys
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So the shoegate I understand it is this:
1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.
if there are no mines and their navy is gone, surely the defense secretary himself could ride shotgun on one of those tankers
He just can’t do it. Keep asking.
open.substack.com/pub/kmeggles...
He has been responding to questions about it for days now
Reporter: A new report says the military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school in Iran. Do you take responsibility?
Trump: I don’t know about it.
it's kinda like enders game where he's playing a simulation except like a child he doesn't understand the controller isn't plugged in and it's turned off and unplugged but the people around him wearing the wrong size shoes he bought them are telling him he's doing such a good job and totally winning
9. This ruling is likely to spread fast: it effectively wipes out the Fourth Circuit’s 2024 Kadel precedent, threatens similar Medicaid cases nationwide, and helps build the legal framework for restricting or eliminating transgender adult healthcare.
in the middle of sneaking away with an old timey window still pie
A crossover inspired mainly by the fact that my wife misheard “Ra’s al Ghul” as “Roz al Ghul.”
would kill for a reporter to tell trump marco is saying the shoes he bought him are too small
