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A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6282 ๐Ÿ” 1800 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

Lots of people just now catching up to where most of us were at with our politics in ~2018 and talking each other into circles about it lmao.

11.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been browsing Threads recently and i think itโ€™s a testament to the fact that sufficiently advanced groupthink looks identical to a government psy-op.

11.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how am i supposed to say no to the shit they make in a lab for their target audience (us)

11.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every two months or so Taco Bell comes out with an abominable limited time menu item and every two months or so i fall for it hook line and sinker.

11.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god this shit weโ€™re pulling with iran somehow manages to lower the bar even lower than it already was

11.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚ญใƒงใƒญใ‚ญใƒงใƒญใƒฆใ‚ญใกใ‚ƒใ‚“๐Ÿ•Š๏ธๅฏ็™–ใคใ„ใฆใ‚‹ใ‚ˆ๐Ÿคฃ

ไปŠๆ—ฅใ‚‚่‰ฏใ„1ๆ—ฅใ‚’โœจ๐Ÿ€
#ใ‚ปใ‚ญใ‚ปใ‚คใ‚คใƒณใ‚ณ

10.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 130 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i am so grateful for all the things iโ€™ve been doing for myself recently

10.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Itโ€™s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

โ€œwhatโ€™s your opinion on womenโ€™s day

as far as Iโ€™m concerned, all days are for womenโ€

Itโ€™s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: โ€œwhatโ€™s your opinion on womenโ€™s day as far as Iโ€™m concerned, all days are for womenโ€

08.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10686 ๐Ÿ” 3830 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7359 ๐Ÿ” 2972 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Gugong

Some Eurogames have rights. This one is a little more intuitive and I feel Iโ€™d do better playing it again.

08.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jurassic world rebirth

i didn't dislike this movie, but it exemplifies the hazards involved in taking a solid, simple premise and juicing it repeatedly over the course of decades.

did you want to think about the implications of dinosaurs becoming an invasive species in equatorial regions? no?

07.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13696 ๐Ÿ” 2981 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 325 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

06.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3403 ๐Ÿ” 1138 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

between this and tifa's cowgirl outfit, the only logical conclusion is that tifa is texan.

don't ask me how this makes sense in a fantasy universe.

06.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i forgot the seventh heaven has a reference to texas in it.

06.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 13978 ๐Ÿ” 6286 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Lrt I think about it every time I do more than one thing in one day

02.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It was actually pretty dope

04.01.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 395 ๐Ÿ” 210 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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nothing's about to happen to me | mitski

it's mitski. it's chill.

02.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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shackleton base: a journey to the moon

eurogames will have you playing a board game for 5 hours. definitely a little too complex for our table to follow (myself included, tbh)

02.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sato Shiranami and Tsukasa Awao

Sato Shiranami and Tsukasa Awao

Really liked Mermaidโ€™s Curse
#Paranormasight
#Paranormasight2

28.02.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing Bluesky has really demonstrated to me is how ossified the policy apparatus is. Any suggestion that left-leaning foreign or economic policy has merit is dismissed as unserious out of hand; the only acceptable solutions to social problems are deregulation at home and hegemony abroad

01.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 402 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if youโ€™re in Texas and would like help gathering accurate information about the candidatesโ€™ records and policy positions, btw, iโ€™d be happy to do what i can to help! my nose is to the grindstone on this sort of thing, anyways

01.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if yโ€™all want more MKGs you can make them. you have the power. i will RT them.

28.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

american media: Why The Latest War Our President Illegally Started Is Actually A Just War

28.02.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 231 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

so much cultural and political effort gone towards making a project of pacifism and an end to war seem like a soft, prosaic concern of comfortable people rather than an essential part of the project of justice and human flourishing

28.02.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 833 ๐Ÿ” 219 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

28.02.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6647 ๐Ÿ” 1817 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 179
digital drawing of gijinka (human-inspired) designs of windychu and wavychu, the two new forms of pikachu that debuted in the pokemon wind and waves trailer.

digital drawing of gijinka (human-inspired) designs of windychu and wavychu, the two new forms of pikachu that debuted in the pokemon wind and waves trailer.

[ #PokemonWindsWaves #pokemon #art ]

UNCLE WINDYCHU AND AUNTIE WAVYCHU ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŒบโค๏ธ

27.02.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 888 ๐Ÿ” 348 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"preemptive strikes" WAR OF AGGRESSION

28.02.2026 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1385 ๐Ÿ” 306 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1