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@grandmastattoo

Cult favourite CaptainHoney on ao3. she/they/he 33 MDNI

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given how old the memes lecturers use are, it would probably take about 15yrs for such an essay to penetrate

12.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally typing in my email address which has my name and then replying to an email which I sign off with my name!

12.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so disinclined to extend professional courtesy to people who repeatedly spell my name wrong and I have to try sooooo hard to be chill about it

12.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

11.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 877 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 81
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Do I need to say it…heated rivalry photoshoot please

12.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
ceej
@ceej.online
REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?

ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
12:27 AM β€’ Feb 17, 2026

ceej @ceej.online REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant? ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker 12:27 AM β€’ Feb 17, 2026

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwith a heavy heart, I have decided to leave Jupiter”

12.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't really understand this maths

12.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

0.0057 and the hardest ones were all blues

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

12.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm required to watch 2 in a row about statistics

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

university lecturers love ted talks

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

putting the JOI in joie de vivre

11.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 23876 πŸ” 6426 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 395
A screenshot from an article, it reads "Perhaps even more remarkable is a figure found on the south wall: possibly a woman, depicted wearing a helmet and carrying a shield. Female gladiators are rarely mentioned in ancient documents, making this potentially one of the only known images of one.

If confirmed, it would be a striking addition to what we understand about who fought β€” and who watched β€” in Roman arenas."

A screenshot from an article, it reads "Perhaps even more remarkable is a figure found on the south wall: possibly a woman, depicted wearing a helmet and carrying a shield. Female gladiators are rarely mentioned in ancient documents, making this potentially one of the only known images of one. If confirmed, it would be a striking addition to what we understand about who fought β€” and who watched β€” in Roman arenas."

New badass graffiti discovered at Pompeii, SHOW HER TO ME

11.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve is so β€œAs told by Ginger” and β€œHey Arnold” and Eddie is so β€œAaahh!!! Real Monsters” and β€œCatDog”

11.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I really don’t think we can have this cultural conversation unless and until the self proclaimed critical voices figure out diegetic vs non diegetic kink

11.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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love them… silly little guys

10.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œSebastian Stan (seemingly bald)” is a phrase that feels like @jpbrammer.bsky.social wrote it

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

10.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm evil πŸ˜₯

10.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13751 πŸ” 3140 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 235

SHUT YOUR DOOMER ASS UP & REGARD LIFE AS PRECIOUS ENOUGH TO DEFEND, SUNSHINE!!!!!

10.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1808 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

A curse: taylor swift visual album directed by Emerald fennel

10.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2373 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 8

Guys do you think an engineer-model synthetic would traverse a vast and decaying mining complex and face down horrible creatures in a recursive time loop in order to find and rescue me, the human woman they fell in love with

10.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't need this. I can sell feet pics online

10.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 708 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
John Lennon doing that stupid walk

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1929 πŸ” 275 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11
10.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

doesn’t matter what race you areβ€”the constant war with the middle east is a white supremacist project. if you don’t denounce it, you’re endorsing it.

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think we’re going to have to bring hippie culture back

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0