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Stefan Mohamed

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Novelist, poet, tutor, DJ and so on. Very polite. My weird SF detective novel 'The House on Utopia Way' is out now - https://www.stefmo.co.uk/product-page/the-house-on-utopia-way-paperback Want more links? I got 'em - https://linktr.ee/stefanmohamed

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going to limit my time on here for the moment as everything is making me far too anxious. every news item that pops up is a spark of panic in my chest. if you need to contact me, leave an unmarked brown envelope in the disused post box where the river bends back on itself, I will check every 8 weeks

09.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daily Mail article about Blair being his usual disgusting satanic self

Daily Mail article about Blair being his usual disgusting satanic self

say what you want about the vile bloodthirsty satanic soulless old ghoul but at least he's consistent

07.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lydia Davis


The Dog Man

       A man in our office is really a dog. He does not do well, is slow and clumsy though extremely good-natured. There is also a dog in our town who is really a man and is tormented by his inability to handle things and to express himself and thus cannot be good-natured but is sly and furtive and ashamed of himself. He is hated by everyone and kicked into the corner of the room. Of course that is only one kind of dog who is really a man: another kind of dog who is really a man is like the man who is really a dog in our office, and he does very well because he is really most comfortable as a dog.
 
From issue no. 97 (Fall 1985)

Lydia Davis The Dog Man A man in our office is really a dog. He does not do well, is slow and clumsy though extremely good-natured. There is also a dog in our town who is really a man and is tormented by his inability to handle things and to express himself and thus cannot be good-natured but is sly and furtive and ashamed of himself. He is hated by everyone and kicked into the corner of the room. Of course that is only one kind of dog who is really a man: another kind of dog who is really a man is like the man who is really a dog in our office, and he does very well because he is really most comfortable as a dog. From issue no. 97 (Fall 1985)

Very much enjoyed this Lydia Davis Poem

07.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not looking forward to Reform's inevitable gains but seeing Labour getting absolutely binbagged in May will be a treat. that's dialectics, that is

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was shaking my head the whole time though

07.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't directly congratulate myself for it but it's implied

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Submit β€” Gutter

Gutter is open to submissions until the end of the month! You know the drill: prose, poetry, essays, meanderings, manifestos, misunderstandings, confessions, exclamations, plots, twists, dips, slips, trips* and shablams all welcome.

www.guttermag.co.uk/submit

07.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

every day, another guy I've never met who I find myself wishing violence upon. it's bad for the soul. these people debase us all, just by existing

07.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

art allows us to enjoy stuff that in real life we would say, this is bad, I don't enjoy this

07.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Walter White is a bad guy who is fun to watch

07.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

any "Heaven" whose purity relies on the continued suffering of this pitiful wretch is nothing of the sort

06.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
the mutilated, multi-experimented-upon living suffering corpse of Lego Minion Bob

the mutilated, multi-experimented-upon living suffering corpse of Lego Minion Bob

"pleeeaseee... kill ....... meeeeee"

06.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

left out the reply that permanently changed my vocabulary

06.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
YouTube comment saying "For those unaware, Fatboy Slim is in top 10 edm DJ/producers from the 90s who achieved commercial status"

YouTube comment saying "For those unaware, Fatboy Slim is in top 10 edm DJ/producers from the 90s who achieved commercial status"

YouTube is honestly an unmatched resource for information about artists who might otherwise have been forgotten and unappreciated

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

speed running the Vince McMahon meme as I first learn of the existence of a play about the 1995 Blur vs Oasis chart battle, then see that it's John Harris reviewing it

06.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

06.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1031 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 8

it's the day after World Book Day and all this is as relevant as it was then, apart from it not being World Book Day anymore

06.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a prerequisite for the job

06.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine this in Starmer's weird Dalek-on-helium cadence for +12 psychic damage

06.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Devil’s Sound A 6 episode immersive audio folk horror experience, set in David Barnett's Withered Hill universe.

There are only three days left so it's unlikely it'll hit its goal, but there's a Kickstarter ongoing for a series of immersive audio stories set in the Withered Hill universe.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

06.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

straightforwardly, unambiguously evil shit

06.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

and as many have pointed out, it's not even correct on its own terms, the British public is generally against mad kings and rogue states massacring children. and even adults, amazingly

06.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Philip Glass - The Complete Piano Etudes, but "Etudes" has been changed to "Wetudes" for a stupid joke

Philip Glass - The Complete Piano Etudes, but "Etudes" has been changed to "Wetudes" for a stupid joke

great album tbf

06.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

critical support for the former Conservative Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

06.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧡 1/5

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 1542 πŸ” 883 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 132

honestly anyone running cover for this latest moral obscenity can just be told, off the bat, unambiguously, to shut the fuck up and do some soul searching

06.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about that Hugo Rifkind piece and, frankly, boiling. maybe crawl into a hole forever, you obsequious little bloodworm? sorry "the left" is out of step with the British public on the matter of mad kings teaming up with rabid rogue states to blow schoolgirls to bits, I'll get right on that

06.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Check out this amazing project to bring mental health support to children in Gaza!

Think about the children in your life, and what you would want for them if they'd just been through an unimaginable trauma.

05.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to URGENT: Help a Mother and Child Stay Safe Amid ICE Raids, organized by Neighbors Supporting Neighbors Support Melissa and Her Young Son During an Immigration Crisi… Neighbors Supporting Neighbors needs your support for URGENT: Help a Mother and Child Stay Safe Amid ICE Raids

Today, all proceeds from the Cursed Morsels store will go to rent relief for this family in Minneapolis, affected by the ongoing ICE occupation:
gofund.me/62dd6ccc0

05.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Claude, ask ChatGPT if Gemini is lying to me

05.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2