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@notlikenormal

I believe in the magic of homemade cookies. (I am @kitchenMage) randomized list: human rights, words, food, IT, shmatta, politics, she/her

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We should compel men to appreciate their penises by enacting erectile dysfunction treatment bans.

12.03.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sold his sole

12.03.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

last night was dude doing 100+ along river (no shoulder in many places) in chase who flipped car, dove into river, and then started 'negotiating' with the cops. It was fucking cold so this lasted about 3.5 minutes before he surrendered. LOL

12.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, it's been WET, like two rollovers on SR4 (along the Columbia) in last 24 hours. It's all curves and it's rained a LOT so there are lots of small, deep, puddles. If you don't know the road, it would be easy to lose control. One was right by me, a car that is known to be driven like it's stolen.

12.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we've got flickering but holding on

12.03.2026 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first thing i have seen
bsky.app/profile/wire...

12.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Talarico supporters stop creating problems for him challenge.

And Christians stop being antisocial antinomians challenge.

11.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'rotten reporter' - why do his disses always sound like a 4th grader trying to be clever?

oh...

www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-a...

12.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(watching without sound)
I wanna give a couple of hand jobs. Who wants one?
(points at guy) You! Come on down.
(does the 'slow down' hand move) hang on, i'm still picking another.
(guy walks in front) let's give him some claps (sorry)
ok, so other side of room, who's my second guy?

12.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

12.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7335 ๐Ÿ” 1126 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 289 ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

10. But more realistically, much of the New Testament is a retcon. It's future Christians rewriting the past to conform to their knowledge of subsequent events -- and to their prejudices and their mistaken belief in an imminent messiah.

10.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boy do I have news about the 'proven' procedures.

This is all trash. Protect trans adults, too.

12.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bet he has a gold ruler for his dick measuring contests.

11.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many excellent reasons to dislike Chabad but exactly zero of them are relevant to gentiles. Not a MoT? Sit this one out lest we notice your hate and ignorance.

11.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not dancing, which involves moving your body, generally with some sense of musicality.

This is a video clip for a hookup site for an ad reading, "single white puppet ISO someone to wrap my hands around and do this all night"

11.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

11.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 11980 ๐Ÿ” 1272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 975 ๐Ÿ“Œ 231

Well, then. My personal values and lifestyle don't align with your prejudice and hate.

11.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not gonna call it corruption? nobody?

11.03.2026 08:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

useless tech
billion dollars
couple of children looking like smashed up Harry and Ron as incel extras from Sprockets

this must be the part of AI where we dance

11.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just mistyped 'percentage' as "pervcentage" on my phone and it seems to me that is a typo word that ought to have some applications

11.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am so over people...

11.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JESUS WHIPPED THE MONEY CHANGERS
 AND ANIMAL SELLERS AT THE TEMPLE
 YOU GET THAT JESUS WAS THE
 BAD GUY IN THAT STORY, RIGHT?
 imgflip.com
 YOU GET THAT
 HE WAS THE BAD GUYP

JESUS WHIPPED THE MONEY CHANGERS AND ANIMAL SELLERS AT THE TEMPLE YOU GET THAT JESUS WAS THE BAD GUY IN THAT STORY, RIGHT? imgflip.com YOU GET THAT HE WAS THE BAD GUYP

10.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Jews. Why do they gotta talk about the Jews when they talk about the Holocaust? Why talk about women when they talk about rape? I mean...wth bros?

10.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, honey, no. Shopping with a SNAP card is a high.level skill. So many rules and so many NPCs are suddenly assholes. I challenge this dweeb to a real world competition. First challenge: feed a family on SNAP benefits alone.

10.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The uncle you won't let watch your kids has thoughts on how old is old enough. Six. That thought is six.

10.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bunch of useless POSMFs

10.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your heart is warmed. My soul is enraged. We are not the same.

10.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Unpronounceable' is not a characteristic of ingredients but rather an insufficiency of your education

02.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Those outsiders don't like nazis! We'll show them." Maine voters, apparently

10.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0