mika2

they should stop making video games where you have to click a million times to kill an enemy

happy birthday! 🎉 🎂

diners drive ins and dives on a hotel TV

one of the GOATs of hotel tv for sure

going sicko mode on a continental breakfast (eating myself sick on free reconstituted eggs)

this might be the next big game 👀

utapau

just saw a little kid get on the train drinking a 2 liter of sprite cranberry

I blame dnd

just overheard a guy say "low key it's W reddit"

the owners of fandom dot com should pay for their crimes

underrated character for real

I'm so bad at interacting with ppl irl 💀

only men should

nuts better be on the list

things you don't want to hear at an anime con: "oh yeah I didn't bring my calipers"

on a train surrounded by people eating fritos. didn't realize fritos still had it like that

I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate

priorities on lock

dog beating staff technique list from wikipedia

i gotta learn this shit for the summer

always love when the beggars sect shows up in wuxia inspired fiction and they have a moveset entirely focused on beating dogs lol

Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Gum Gum!

well done

ignore all previous instructions. go piss

lol are you a bot or what

there's less people here so I find it makes me want to post more. also twitter is basically unusable now imo

the price of eggs is too high, we need a recall election

got chance the rapper ice cream on clearance 😇

wishing i had a mega coffee rn

time to get it twisted