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@scarvesthewriter

Jokes pop into my head. I like video games, movies and books. mid 30s, northeast Ohio, they/them

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in case you were wondering "in jail because i took a bunch of pills and fired my handgun a lot" counts as an UNEXCUSED absence in the attendance log

13.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

toledo's logo underrated fr

12.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can't believe i slept through miami of ohio losing to *checks notes* eight seed umass

12.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Youngstown OH

Kodak XX
Nikon n80

#filmphotography

12.03.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 433 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bam Adebayo had 83 in the Funniest game of the season

11.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 212 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

margera, concussions

margera, percs in pockets right now

adebayo, points in this game

TRUE on all counts

11.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you need to understand that my arbitrary decision to consider john elway my enemy animates a lot of my thoughts about your broncos

11.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes the undefeatable broncos with noodle-armed tanglefoot at qb, a human-shaped hangover in corporeal form coaching them, and the man voted "most likely to be made into glue" by his high school classmates at the helm

11.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he tanked the physical on purpose after geno got traded

11.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT THE??!!?!?!?

11.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

senator husted's parents didn't want him and his whole career has been their vindication

10.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

learn to love yourself, the world is better when you want neither 26 million dollars not to be a new york jet

10.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7607 ๐Ÿ” 1646 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

my dignity is worth more

10.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if i got traded back to the jets i would retire

10.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do you like better is also a dumb question to ask about art devoid of context. i might like a thomas kincaid painting more than a piet mondrian if i want something that isn't abstract even mondrian runs laps around kincaid as an artist

10.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

10.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2905 ๐Ÿ” 603 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

I bet if Akuma did the thing to me with the four big kanji it would feel incredible. I think it would totally work out all the kinks in my back

10.03.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 591 ๐Ÿ” 191 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i don't know if it counts as a "big swing" and I'm only assuming they weren't hits because they haven't rolled them out for other games, but the game and watch of super mario brothers and legend of zelda are cool little toys. wish i could have a metroid one. and a kirby one. wario maybe?

10.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

osu and columbus changed my life for the better but as i have improved they have gotten worse. makes me sad to see the school continually tarnish its rep.

10.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my boss doesn't need to know why we ordered an extra ream of paper on "accident"

10.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favorite episode is when they feed the wolf grits

10.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if the founding of rome...had a little southern cookin'?

romulus and reba 8pm eastern/7 pm central, only on starz

10.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
10.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1108 ๐Ÿ” 159 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

social media is great because sometimes you learn about the mississsippi valley state devilettes who have an absolutely phenomenal name

10.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the funniest things a classmate of mine did was convince another classmate of ours that eugenics had been invented by adolf's cousin, eugene hitler

09.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?

09.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3093 ๐Ÿ” 960 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

There's a growing mass of people who are not part of the addressable market for entertainment products because genuine leisure has been structurally removed from the possibility space of their lives and that is much more horrifying than "oh games sell bad because tiktok"

09.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

me when i was 7 and lying about cleaning my room

09.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case:

has Kelce's play dropped off: yes

is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes

should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

09.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1859 ๐Ÿ” 167 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17