Sammy

@sammy-thewise

I'm probably the worst thing to ever happen to myself (but at least there's snacks).

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Latest posts by Sammy @sammy-thewise

Bless me father for I have sinned so you're welcome I guess

29.12.2025 02:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unsure about what I am.
If we join forces with someone who's unsure about when they are: we will be unstoppable.

17.11.2025 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*gentle kissies on soft warm tummy*

17.11.2025 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My best friend has a real beat up garden gnome her husband found at a flea market, I can take a pic for you next time I'm there😊

11.11.2025 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Life is sex and sex is cake

09.11.2025 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If my ghost haunted your house it would organize your sock drawer

07.11.2025 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bug-A-Boo!😍😍😍😍

05.11.2025 15:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This timeline is both a literal hellscape and a Shakespearian comedy

04.11.2025 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the vibe is I would love to lick honey off of certain parts of your body but I'm shy

31.10.2025 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aesthetic: xenomorphs and green tea with floral notes

02.09.2025 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0