Aspientiae

It’s actually “like a river to the sea”, so fine. Available from @nordacious.bsky.social.

Where’s my lippy?

Don’t mess with Aussies!

We’re flush with them here.

I have dex-infused popcorn for this.

An Israeli Defence Force shoulder patch showing an image of Greater Israel that includes Egypt west of the Nile, along with Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Iraq, Kuwait, and the northern part of Saudi Arabia.

Is it okay if I say it while wearing a “Greater Israel” patch, where the river is the Nile and the sea is the Persian Gulf?

Convict overseers supervising there charges from an air-conditioned donga.

fun fact: more people regret rotator cuff surgery than regret gender affirming surgery

Not at those prices.

Did a pissed Barnyard mistake him for a bovine?

I just wish he’d hurry up and use the self checkout.

You’re a perineum?

For a moment I thought that L was a typo.

I’m starting to wonder if Albo’s in the Epstein Files.

I’ve heard the whites are more aerodynamic than the reds.

Was in Bunnings for around 30 minutes last Friday. The display of around 40 cans when I walked in was down to 18 when I left.

Has anyone calculated the carbon footprint of this?

Waiting for Iran to drop a complete and unredacted copy of the Epstein Files.

Jesus wept!

“A long time ago when the earth was green.”

Apropos of Jennifer’s question:
I often — when being tailgated in the left-hand while observing the speed limit — imagine the following.
Cop. “ Why were you doing 120kmh in a 100kmh zone?”
Driver: “Everybody else was.”

Yeah. Sit down, shut up, listen to the Blakfullas for once.

An Australian Giant Orb Weaver Spider with grey abdomen, white furry thorax and a small black head with red feelers. Each of the thin black legs is around seven centimetres long with yellow marking on the joints.

Giant Golden Orb Weaver. Might use something better than my phone camera to get some better shots for ID in the morning. Around 12-14cm from ends of front legs to ends of back.

100ml of ULP.

Everyone needs to shout this.

So, as an atheist, I’m unlikely to be inconvenienced by it in any way.

Australia capitalises on low fuel prices to establish stockpile in US Australia will buy fuel from the US at historic low prices to bolster its national stockpile, after criticisms that the Government only holds about 30 days' worth of fuel in domestic storage, far belo...

How are those offshore fuel reserves going, Angus! (2020 article)

More than happy to have you speak on my behalf, Rob.

Why are British pubs full of Australian bar staff, yet their cafes can barely manage an Aussie barista?
Looks like I’m having an Americano with milk again.🤮

“How fortunate we were…”