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Permission Denied

12.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah the culture worth fighting for is probably the one that's recently taken to wedging a minimum of three gambling ads into every public space. that's the healthy culture

11.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

announcer: that is just way too sloppy of a blowjob. and this crowd is letting them have it

announcer 2: i can't believe we haven't had a stoppage

announcer: there's the flag, finally

07.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There used to be this song that would play on the radio about a man who rode his horse down an old road into town, whom nobody could tell anything. You know the song I mean? Very good song., and very intriguing man .

07.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not to be confused with the Tillyperch

02.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Tillyverse is what the area of my blankets that my cat burrows under when it's cold is called & i won't have it stolen by these freaks

02.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

keep up the good work solider

02.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Difficult to reckon with in a world where every other headline isn't only difficult but sort of destroys a part of your worldview. Almost embarrassing to still be this surprised by stuff, but difficult as well to toe the line between cognitive desensitization and nihilistic stupor

01.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 128 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

couldn't be me

01.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so awesome that the FBI can't help find that reporter's mother because every bureau was called into provide security for Kash Patel at the AVN Awards

27.02.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this final fight streetwise?

25.02.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they have memory holed C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa

24.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*extremely nerds voice*

the label's integrity!

23.02.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œI know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they 
were weak and stupid peopleโ€”and thatโ€™s why 
we have wolves and other large predators.โ€

โ€œI know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they were weak and stupid peopleโ€”and thatโ€™s why we have wolves and other large predators.โ€

โ€œI know you miss the Wainwrights, Bobby, but they
were weak and stupid peopleโ€”and thatโ€™s why
we have wolves and other large predators.โ€

20.02.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 430 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

they got dynomutt on here

14.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The PriceMaster (full version)
The PriceMaster (full version) YouTube video by ThePriceMaster

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

11.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1991 ๐Ÿ” 805 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
๐Ÿšจ Marco Rubio Is Deliberately Blocking Trump From Cuba Talks 

The Secretary of State has told the president that talks are happening with high-level Cuban officials. No such talks exist. Purported negotiations in Mexico? Actual fake news.

Story for Drop Site News from 
@ryangrim
, 
@nkulw
, & 
@GranadosCeja

๐Ÿšจ Marco Rubio Is Deliberately Blocking Trump From Cuba Talks The Secretary of State has told the president that talks are happening with high-level Cuban officials. No such talks exist. Purported negotiations in Mexico? Actual fake news. Story for Drop Site News from @ryangrim , @nkulw , & @GranadosCeja

๐Ÿšจ Marco Rubio Is Deliberately Blocking Trump From Cuba Talks

The Sec. of State has told the pres. that talks are happening w/ high-level Cuban officials. No such talks exist. Purported negotiations in Mexico? Actual fake news.

Story for Drop Site News from...

www.dropsitenews.com/p/marco-rubi...

09.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 97 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Friend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!!
Me: (gasping) His countenance

04.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 80 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

TEENS: (walk into medical exam room)
ME: This room is empty except for me.
DOCTOR: (behind glass) Fascinating. He's teenblind. He is effectively blind to the physical presence of teens.
ME: The show Scooby Doo is about a scared dog who lives alone in a car.

02.10.2024 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 571 ๐Ÿ” 105 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:

24.01.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3949 ๐Ÿ” 1758 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198 ๐Ÿ“Œ 722

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

24.01.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 20111 ๐Ÿ” 6984 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 183

music.apple.com/us/album/sho...

15.01.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of the 718 responses you got, fewer than 100 mentioned prison. Those that did were primarily, Ben Collins notwithstanding, small accounts. Did you "learn" your observation or are you making it because it's convenient for you?

15.01.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely bowled over by the framing here

14.01.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The D*lbert Project โ€” Kaleb Horton It was 2013, I was starting to develop a Twitter following, and I was mad that media people seemed to be having a good time. So I thought Iโ€™d use Twitter as a way to freak them out. That was my entire...

Scott Adams is dead, long live Kaleb Hortonโ€™s Dilbert Project:

www.kalebchorton.com/blog/the-dlb...

13.01.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 165 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Promises Made, Promises Kept

13.01.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scott Adams, the first hit on the celebrity death pool this year. An auspicious start after a banner 2025

13.01.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't know if i've encountered a more beleaguering spread of news stories than this past week's. maduro kidnapping, ICE shooting, Minnesota occupation, Twitter CSAM, Greenland theft, just a level of nihilism without parallel in my life

11.01.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0