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i don't actually know what porn is i'm just trying to fit in

the channel wouldn't happen to rhyme with "exotic mousse", would it

that's such a good idea omg

∞ time, ∞ strikes, and a punishment so minor that you think you can afford to get a little sloppy. but the errors start compounding, until everyone's two octaves up and no progress can be made. might as well brute-force from here. our voices go back at the end, right?

maybe it'd matter more in ktane or if we cranked it up extra high, but yeah i'm imagining the gimmick just has no bearing on anything whatsoever except to make things slightly sillier

we /have/ used squeakiness before as a minor tactical advantage in minecraft bingo, since the friend we were up against couldn't really understand our comms. but it was also 2v1 so i don't think the navajo code talking strat did much

it isn't a hindrance at all really, that's just what the video's called

Can Me and My Partner Beat Minecraft While Squeaky?

it feels weird for me to tell people they have a nice voice but it seems to be a normal and good thing to say to somene

thank you awa,, i'm also glad my squeaks made sense to you >w<

you're not getting boss baby vibes, this is intentional :> (that is, this is a connection i was hoping i'd be able to draw out)

i only really interpret identity death as horror, so i'm glad to know i understood it correctly

for the second:

hearing you becomes an intensely voyeuristic act. they had to put in effort, or at least view you in a way you didn't ask to be viewed in

in the context of this fetish, the people who don't bother are just there to jack off, which somehow feels like the less perverse use of you

both are interesting. for the first:

you can say whatever you want (if you think of it as an opportunity), knowing that the only ash left behind will be a high-pitched buzz. whatever beautiful or ugly or distinctive elements of yourself you put in will be destroyed. see: "I Am Sitting in a Room"

i don't have the guts to speed myself up so much that slowing it down fails to recover the words. i'm pretty unwilling to speed myself up enough that you need to slow it down in the first place -w-

but it's a natural, interesting space! it feels wrong to turn away from Art because i'm scared...

LRT makes me feel sick in a very compelling way

the absence of information feels so visceral. nothing's left, but there's so much evidence for that fact. i want to know what was said so badly, but i can infer enough to know it's more beautiful if i'm not allowed to, and that fucks with me

a piece of paper with scraps of various photos cards and other things laid out in the shape of a few paragraphs

A wordless RPG containing the instructions for the creation and destruction of itself, which were then followed to the letter (Mixed Media, February 2026)

you don't really fire rent-lowering gunshots tbh it's more like . rent-lowering putting decorations on your lawn. you'd have to be truly whimsiless to take offense to them. especially the silly-looking purple one that wasn't there before, that's not harming anyone. what was i talking about again

happens EVERY time.

holy shit you have speedplay on here. i don't think i've ever encountered that in the wild

a google forms screenshot. Title: Mouse Enrichment Program Description: Anonymously ask me anything, or just send your thoughts! Feel free to be bold :3 "Write your message here", answered: does your breath smell like helium <nothing> and would kissing you make me high pitched temporarily?

#oonaQnA

it's not helium, i think it's like, shrunken air? the air molecules shrink so my body can use them, and tiny things are squeaky (that's how helium works. it's the smallest atom)

if you have a shrink ray handy, it's pretty easy to make a squeaky voice gas of whatever potency you want :3

could you repeat that? it's pretty hard to understand you when you're that high-pitched [speeds you up more]

sorry, say again? i'm not quite getting it [speeds you up more]

i know you're really trying to enunciate, but i still can't make out any of the words... one more time? [speeds you up more]

like, if there were a parkour kink, that's what it would look like. the worldbuilding is structured the way it is for kinks

parkour civilization has kink worldbuilding

curse that slowly increases your speech rate over time. at first its useful for talking quick but slowly it slips into indecipherability
you have a way to reset it but it's rather inconvenient and has to be set ahead of time so you have to constantly ask others "how fast can you process speech?"

as it turns out, most people don't know this number, they've never thought about it. that is what this account exists for: to spread awareness

hearing everyone talk about how long until they stop being able to understand it (and thinking "i can barely pick out any words, how'd they make it that far??") is also giving me thoughts

a discord message sent by [orange]. it reads: so jarring hearing your voice un-sped up and unpitched for any portion of a clip. the way you sound in vcs with [pink] is the default voice i have for you in my head

(and, a friend's reaction that was really flattering >//< the pink name is my partner)

my partner sometimes makes these sped-up videos of her going over the daily akari's logic, and they're always adorable, so i made one of my own the other day ^^ i think it turned out cute

every time a jrpg has an ability that increases your allies' speed i feel like the guy that wrote the yoshi eggs copypasta

re-invited a friend to my friend group server to make up for the communities they weren't welcome in, and then got them banned 8 hours later after finding their callout doc

dump of random prompts

- TVTropes - Resized Vocals
- magnet girl stuck to the fridge
- ADA compliance but for size
- any Mario Party DS minigame
- peeking out of a chess piece
- being microwaved feels nice
- floating away in a soap bubble