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Rob Bassett

@tissuepapercatmat

Hello, my name is Rob (or Bert). I'm from the UK. This account is for talking about Hope and Honey - the record of their catty life stories. I'm He/Him (The cats are both She/Her)

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i worked in advertising and if only 10% works, just show it 10 times. what could go wrong? it's just maths

09.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just shew 'em 10 ads

09.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Campaign to have the hour taken during the working day, but given back on a Saturday morning

08.03.2026 08:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My cat has no teeth. How does she smell? She does not smell with her teeth. Good luck with the cat dentistry

17.02.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hope thinks she's having an undisturbed sit on the stairs, but Honey is peeping at her

Hope thinks she's having an undisturbed sit on the stairs, but Honey is peeping at her

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Honey squishes herself onto the chair that Hope is sitting on

Honey squishes herself onto the chair that Hope is sitting on

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Honey hides in the undergrowth to spy on Hope

Honey hides in the undergrowth to spy on Hope

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hope is on the roof and Honey is staring at her

Hope is on the roof and Honey is staring at her

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Honey lurking behind hope who is looking out of the window

Honey lurking behind hope who is looking out of the window

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hope in the bath so Honey wants to be in the bath

Hope in the bath so Honey wants to be in the bath

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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continuing the Hope and Honey story. Hope was pretty cool, but Honey was starting to cramp her style...whatever Hope was doing, Honey wanted to do too. Wherever Hope was, Honey would follow...

13.02.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kermit is a feeling

10.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the way he moves his face, and the rhythm of his speech and his puppetry is the same. The voice is the least part of him. I would take this guy over someone who was just a mimic of the voice. What makes Kermit?

10.02.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I worked for eBay in 2012 when we banned the metaphysical category - my address was public so witches and wizards sent me emails threatening to take my money and shrink my penis.
So i can tell you that those spells work.

09.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

joel gray still needs a grammy to get EGOT - bring him back!

09.02.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get Joel Gray back on before he dies, he wins Grammy, becomes EGOT. Perfect.

05.02.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 16364 ๐Ÿ” 20420 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218 ๐Ÿ“Œ 351
Very fluffy cat sprawled on a pouffe with half eaten breakfast nearby.

Very fluffy cat sprawled on a pouffe with half eaten breakfast nearby.

Think you're having a relaxing Sunday morning? Checkout Honey. She's an expert.

11.01.2026 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Her, Elton John and maybe Mel Brooks and Whoopi Goldberg if you count non original-muppet-show appearances

20.12.2025 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rita Moreno is a rare MEGOT... There are only a few. Muppets, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

20.12.2025 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Arthur Conan Doyle. A study in scarlet

Arthur Conan Doyle. A study in scarlet

12.12.2025 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

North by Northwest. All-human cast except Cary Grant's part played by Beaker

09.12.2025 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it possible to see which progs these come from?

05.11.2025 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluffy calico cat delivering a stinkface by sitting directly on top of a tuxedo cat

Fluffy calico cat delivering a stinkface by sitting directly on top of a tuxedo cat

But over time we could see that Honey was becoming a bit too nuch of a dorky embarrassing sister to Hope.

19.08.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they played a little...

19.08.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hope took care of Honey's personal hygene

19.08.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fluffy calico young cat with her "sister" a black tuxedo cat.  Both sitting on a bed, looking at the camera

fluffy calico young cat with her "sister" a black tuxedo cat. Both sitting on a bed, looking at the camera

it's been a while... so back to the Hope and Honey story. When Honey arrived and we introduced her to Hope they got on OK....

19.08.2025 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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72 minutes played and I don't feel I've really trained a horse girl yet

07.07.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AFSCME Union parody
AFSCME Union parody YouTube video by MyPalAndy

There is only one appropriate response to this youtu.be/27kDtIoL1L4?...

28.06.2025 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0