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Kenzy

@mallemaroking

Chaotic Muppet, big-boned and fae Married dude living in Philly. I like lifting weights, video games, tattoos, and nature. Always down to make new friends. The beast things in life are free.

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Colin Frizzle, god of sex, surrounded by beautiful women at a bar in Wisconsin in “Love, Actually”

Colin Frizzle, god of sex, surrounded by beautiful women at a bar in Wisconsin in “Love, Actually”

Oh, and he’s a Christian!

10.03.2026 13:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small rubber duck wearing a brown wizard hat and holding a staff while flexing his arms? wings? Unclear but he’s clearly got a strength stat you don’t want to test.

A small rubber duck wearing a brown wizard hat and holding a staff while flexing his arms? wings? Unclear but he’s clearly got a strength stat you don’t want to test.

Max got me a duck

09.03.2026 01:54 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes I need this

07.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking for the definitive remix of “I Love You, Always Forever”

07.03.2026 14:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guy next to me at the gym is grunting like he’s easing into getting fucked with every rep.

Friend, it’s tough to enjoy “Rhapsody in Blue” over the overtures of your personal journey.

07.03.2026 13:53 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cannot wait to join you

07.03.2026 12:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s always sunny here tbh

07.03.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ve had crazy progression in just a few months. Hats off to the effort.

06.03.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Short stacks are valid

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every parent should want to give their child the world.

(Happy birthday)

05.03.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back. Roll for initiative.

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The last few months I’ve been on parental leave as Harley and I welcomed our first daughter.

Even though I expected it to work the other way around, my daughter is the one teaching me new things.

Turns out, you can learn a lot about overturning objections by being a girl dad…

05.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey. What?

04.03.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

While I’m generally down with daylight savings time, I’m just not a morning person so this first week of it upcoming can eat my ass

04.03.2026 12:05 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If those appeal to you, you should try deez

03.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s get you back to the infirmary

03.03.2026 12:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goddamned right. Lycheetinis for everyone.

03.03.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re all good, aren’t they. ARENT THEY

03.03.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I *shan’t* pick.

03.03.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How dare you

03.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I put down roughly 40 miles on foot over the weekend. It helps. The real win was not getting huge blisters this go ‘round. Wild Area and Jersey City Go Fest wrecked my feet.

03.03.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay the two wolves inside me have unionized and are really ramping up their demands for noodles and fuckin booze

03.03.2026 01:23 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bring it in, ya wee nervous pest.

02.03.2026 20:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I went absolutely bonkers for it on Tuesday with no luck but last night’s evening event delivered the goods.

02.03.2026 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shiny shadow Ho-Oh with the special background

Shiny shadow Ho-Oh with the special background

74 shinies caught in Pokémon Go over the 2-day event

74 shinies caught in Pokémon Go over the 2-day event

Kalos Fest was huge. I put down probably 40+ miles on foot. Got everything I was targeting, including my main goal: the shiny shadow Ho-Oh with the background.

02.03.2026 00:43 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Nice haul! Hoping I can get the Honedge shiny today.

01.03.2026 11:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Long range looks pretty toasty on most models. Have hope.

28.02.2026 14:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Showing real pluck to still lead with the homoeroticism this morning

28.02.2026 12:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
28.02.2026 12:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Undecided on starter, also undecided on even getting the game.

27.02.2026 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0