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Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

My fondest wish - the Boulet Brothers switch places with Greg Davies & Alex Horne for one week

bobbinyaga[at]gmail

Pat halfway through Phantom of the Opera:

"Everyone involved needs to start seeing other people."

Who's a good Final Girl? 🥰

I'm that in Baltimore City if you're ever passing thru

Kali Uchis hired me for 9 hours just to hand-wash a few dainties

Scientists Urge National Initiative on Microbiomes (Published 2015)

Scientists Urge National Initiative on Microbiomes www.nytimes.com/2015/10/29/s...

The way Thai food can just pull you back from the very brink

facebook urgently wants me know that my casual friend's ex-boyfriend from seven years ago was tagged in a post I haven't seen yet!!!

MOLLY RINGWALD LIKED MY COMMENT ON FACEBOOK

i will never wash my facebook again

Don't know where he got the title "captain" and beginning to suspect he might not be a kangaroo either

We just don't throw enough things off enough cliffs these days

A Real Pickle

Temporary Setback

Dire Straits tribute band - Unfortunate Circumstance

Every state needs to do this ASAP

Costumes my team built are nominated for a Lucille Lortel Award! Signature Theater's "Orlando" 2024 - up for Best Costume Design by Oana Botez

Thots & Players

Ok guess I *can* theoretically wait for Hubs to get home before I climb this rickety ladder against a second-story window during the tornado. I mean if you *truly* insist

Ken Gerhard is when you buy Lyle Blackburn on Wish

Whomsoever decided Run the Jewels tickets are released on Economic Blackout Day can and should have a piano dropped on them from a third-story window

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

Will 'Hell in a Cell' for the Presidency. "AND HERE COMES BIG SHERM WITH THE STEEL CHAIRRRRrrrr"

The Maryland State Motto should be "Its Always Something"

Motherfucker.

Just got to reference the Tenets of @bbdragula.bsky.social in a business email

Rarely do I get as personally offended as when someone says "We're doing it this way because this is the way we've always done it." Absolutely repulsive.