10.07.2025 01:14
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Pete Hegseth launches a preemptive reply all, disclosing all of Israel's targets.
Hey ABC News: Goodnight, and fuck off.
*Someone drops their Del Taco order on the sidewalk*
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!
Just letting you know now--if they put Elon in an El Salvadorian prison, my response will not be aligned with my values.
Republicans see documentaries of children working in coal mines and think, "Ah, the good old days."
One way to use AI in the classroom would be to challenge students to test the accuracy and biases of the outputs.
Has Cory Booker considered filibustering himself?
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Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!
I don't need ChatGPT to convey my authentically phony self.
All I'm saying is a few months of exposure to Stephen Miller is more than enough to acclimate you to wading in raw sewage.
When the MiraLax kicks in.
Now justice will not only be blind, but drunk.
As his first official act, Pope Leo XIV will take on 100 gorillas.
TRUMP: The conclave was rigged!
Papal conclave promises to be carbon-free by 2044.
The final Mission: Impossible should be Ethan Hunt working as a claims adjuster amongst a nondescript row of cubicles. As every character from the past seven films shows up, you realize they were just imaginary versions of his office coworkers.
THIS JUST IN: White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel chimney...
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Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!
Did a bot like my post? Can I trust these confidently displayed search results? Your resume didn't pass our AI filters, but we regularly use AI filters to find candidates. Prove your humanity by identifying a bus. If you're a human, raise your six-fingered hand. What's with the em dashes? Did AI write this? Am I a bot? Is this all a simulation?
Maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I truly believe if I put some real effort into my writing, I could one day become an obscurity.
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You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
Your heart's too small to see
Your brains are pure covfefe, gut full of rancid KFC
Mr. Trump....
If you were completely on fire, I wouldn't bother to peeeeeee.
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Remember kids, a voodoo doll can be made with a lot of the items you have lying around your house.
May the 4th be with you, the stockholders, and all the storylines associated with the IP in general.
