CCG Astrology✨️

Brooooo even bluesky is glitching out on me now and I can't scroll on my profile 😭😭 on March 7th my monthly lord switched to Mercury so the Mercury retrograde fuckery went up to the next level😭😭 I'm getting my ass beat by this transit

Ok so mercury is fucking retrograding!!!! The sheer volume if inconveniences, glitches, issues, obstacles is getting really really annoying!!!!

And everyone has 2-4 years of progressed lunar return, yes? My exact progressed return hit was back in November right before all the planets transited and illuminated my Capricorn 4th house. But my full progressed lunar return started during my 3rd house year and will last thru my 5th house year.

Trying to do the astrology math... how common is it to have your progressed lunar return year/s align with the profection year of the house that your natal moon falls in in? Such an emphasis on 4th house & moon energies this year that my 4H prof year aligns w my exact progressed lunar return year!

I'm also coming up on my exact reversal in April, holding my breath since the nodes ingressed Virgo & Pisces in 2024, wondering what this era will unfold as. For me it's 6h/12h, involving my natal Jupiter, so it's been about jobs, work, health, habits, time mgmt, spirituality. Which houses for you?

Aquarius - whatever gender or presentation they feel like, depends on the day and the environment and the era of life they're in
Pisces - feminine

This is my completely subjective perception of the signs in my head based on archetypal, anecdotal, and observed vibes

Virgo - nonbinary
Libra - preppy/artsy nonbinary, also likes to dress up as hypermasc & as hyperfemme for fun
Scorpio - fluid, femme that presents kinda masc
Sag - conventional masculine
Capricorn - feminine that presents in masculine way, perceived as masc even when wanting to be perceived femme

So excited to live in this area!

Gender and gender energy is made up and subjective but here's my vibe check

Aries - masculine, young feminine, "pretty boy"
Taurus - masculine sometimes, feminine sometimes
Gemini - masculine and feminine at the same time
Cancer - feminine
Leo - masculine with a flamboyant slightly feminine vibe

The day after tomorrow😭 the flooding of 4 feet of water in NYC scared the shit out of me

Yes!! Hard to distinguish though because the time between eclipses feels very time warp / wobbly / distorted / swirling portal, similar to Mercury rx vibes, also similar to the vibes of Pisces. Maybe it was the fact that Mercury hit the NN? Or even Saturn's ingress? Everything is weird right now!!

Busted my ass yesterday 10am-10pm packing our moving pod. It was supposed to ship off this morning. It got delayed & is being picked up tomorrow🙃 husband's flight home got delayed 4 times. I adjusted my driving plans 5 times, the 5th time due to the flight speed & him landing earlier than expected!

Idk about yall who don't believe in rx shadow periods but I almost always start dealing with Mercury retrograde bullshit at least a week before the station!!!

I showed my husband the world tarot card and asked him what he thought of it and what came to mind when looking at it and he said "That one just looks like a person at the titty bar having an epiphany and flying up" 😂🌏👼🌿

Last summer when Saturn & Neptune first dipped into my Aries 7th house, I thought my then fiance was going away for the whole summer. Twist of fate he didn't. But now with both back in Aries, we are married, and he is 3000 miles away for 3 weeks and we only have 4 days left to go😭 accurate astrology

They always bring up aliens when they want us to stfu about criticizing them when proof of their evils have surfaced😭

Like these are real life victims! This is not a Netflix documentary! This is Saturn Neptune to me: people being delusionally detached from real world consequences, unable to distinguish serious matters from fictionalized narrative. We've been headed toward the collapse of that distinction for years.

Especially the true crimeifying part, its so sickening. It reminds me of the amber heard trials, and the resurgence of the dahmer story. Its so so so gross. I'm a true crime hater because I think it's the main culprit that primed us to be so apathetic about all of these horrific revelations of late.

in unseriousness & desensitization from the matter, making people eventually move on & not care about it. But to claim we should do just that - "move on" & focus on other things - is wildly soulless & evil. Just because it feels out of our control to change it doesn't mean we just give up & move on.

people are already "true crime" - ifying it & sensationalizing it for entertainment fodder & click farming, which is grossly offensive to the victims, but the kind of insensitive brain rot behavior I expect from the masses, and something the powerful people involved benefit from, because it results

Saturn Neptune af! Like not to agree with this dismissive apathetic loser or detract from the horrific seriousness of this, but there is a part of me that feels like the powers that be will use this as an opportunity to distract us from other horrible things happening & keep us divided. Like how

Oh the melancholy, the nostalgia, the longing for more time - so very 4th house profection year, with my moon, ruled by Saturn

The grief of living in a place for such a short slice of time that you barely got to explore the area and go to the places you said you would visit. My stay here was so short that I wasn't able to grow to truly feel at home. But this place will always be one of my homes🏠🫶

I knew mercury rx in my 6th house was loading but damn it came quick. Took my cat to the vet for a regular appt & to get her microchipped before we move. They said she has early signs of kidney issues. Time for prescription food and a stricter diet. But she's otherwise healthy. My 10 year old baby😭❤️

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I also feel like I'm on something when I'm not on anything lately. Its very very strange. This is definitely Saturn-Neptune but this is also how it feels to be in the eclipse portal. The void space. The tunnel. The no woman's land. On the edge, the boundary, not really on one side or the other.

I just found a voice note from last summer's Leo new moon and it's me ranting about the same shit I've been thinking about now that we've just had the Aquarius new moon eclipse - it's veryyyyy 11H Leo Mercury opposite 5H Aquarius Uranus & Neptune😭

Yesss I'm always giving the moon princess treatment, I will NOT let her suffer. I will move something back hours just to put her in a better spot.

Also my favorite thing about them and their chart is that they have Scorpio sun right on the ascendant, and guess what their main hobby/prominent thing they do is? Scuba diving! 😂 literally going into the dark depths of the ocean. Funniest, most literal Scorpio manifestation I've ever seen 😂

They are a recent grad, having just finished their undergrad in December (also a funny Jupiter return in the 9th house thing). They also just had the eclipse in their Aquarius 4th house, where their moon is. I told them to ride the waves, go with your gut, help others, and see where you end up!

I read my friend's chart for the first time a few weeks ago. They have Jupiter in Cancer in the 9th returning, going exact right now. They recently told me "I don't really wanna look for jobs anymore, I think I just wanna do dumb jobs to save up money and be able to take long breaks to travel" 😂😭🫶