Tjorven Hunter she/her

Yeah, baby! Funky

crazy how many emotions are solar powered

my pov as a sit on a workout bench in the gym. there are some weights visible on the ground but more importantly, there is a shepherd dog facing away from me but positioned directly between my legs. The guy (Kayce the Boy) is demanding back rubs

trainer ordered 3 sets of 12 back rubs

I can smell them from here

women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me

men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

A long list of MEN exists in the Epstein files who took advantage of and molested/raped children and vulnerable girls.

So far there is only 1 person serving time.

A WOMAN.

Read that again.

i am not generally a "go through the hoops to write a comment I don't think will really be read" kind of guy, but for a plan THIS bad, by a guy I hate THIS much... I'll make the exception

What a sick sick man

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

This is some dark, sick shit. Our kids deserve a better country than this. We all deserve a better world than this. We have no choice but to defund and dismantle DHS and ICE, and prosecute every ghoul who brought us to this terrible place.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Rest is vitally important but there is no testing for COVID, no vaccines for under 12s and most schools have no clean air. Instead policy isn’t reflecting the science @eddavey.libdems.org.uk @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Muppet Christmas Carol scene with Scrooge yelling out window.

“You there, boy! Has he died yet?”

hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment

[paris, 1163]

Jean de Chelles: yeah I can design your new cathedral

Bishop Maurice de Sully: great

Jean de Chelles: gonna put some weird guys on the roof though

Here's another Hall of Fame sign from last year's MARCH 7th National Day of Action in Washington Square Park, New York City. What's your sign going to say this year?
Visit standupforscience.net/march7 to find your local SATURDAY, MARCH 7th NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION RALLY!

imagine being fired. ok, well that sucks. now, imagine being fired by the worst president of all time

the funniest thing about kristi's firing in my opinion is that they didn't fire her horse or cowboy hat and they will be able to continue their careers without her

Undersides too pls-and-thank-you?

[first day as a stormtrooper]

me: *expertly shooting all of the enemies*

darth vader: (clears throat) can i see you in my office please

me: *not doing crimes*

my government: *doing a ton of crimes*

me: (simple hand gesture) should i possibly be doing at least a small number of crimes?? ?

Feeling grateful today that we don’t get carried off by giant birds anymore

my wife in the living room just asked me in the kitchen how my quest for noise is going

Military Leaders Say Iran War Is So Trump Can Bring About “Armageddon” Troops have logged more than 110 complaints about such comments with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation.

Can confirm that Fundamentalism has had a woody for war since I was forced into it in 1980 at age 12.

www.yahoo.com/news/articles/military-leaders-iran-war-trump-172548999.html

well son of a bitch i did not want war in my coffee this morning

caveman: ugg

caveman therapist: (nodding) ugg

caveman: *starts crying*

going on the dark web to look for a new pair of Sleeping Jeans

as a “retiree” one of my favorite things each day is to have music on and make dinner. it is a wonderful celebration of life for me every day

[looking in your dishwasher] well there’s your problem right there, you’re front end loaded- you gotta get some of this stuff to the back