5. The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys - a documentary about the invention of sea-monkeys(and the inventor’s ties to white supremacy) as well as the current day story of his widow‘s fight to win back control of the sea-monkeys brand.
We got packets of sea monkeys for attending the premiere
4/5
4. The Saviors - a couple is suspicious of two Middle Eastern people who are staying in their guest house.
4/5
This movie was hilarious. I’d definitely recommend it.
3. Big Girls Don’t Cry - coming of age story about a teenage girl in New Zealand.
2/5
2. The Seekers of Infinite Love - three siblings and a professional cult deprogrammer take a road trip to rescue their sister from cult.
4/5
Going to start my SXSW film festival thread.
1. Anima - a woman is tasked with driving this terminally ill man to an appointment to upload his consciousness to the cloud.
3/5
2. The Seekers of Infinite Love - three siblings and a professional cult deprogrammer take a road trip to rescue their sister from cult.
4/5
Going to start my SXSW film festival thread.
1. Anima - a woman is tasked with driving this terminally ill man to an appointment to upload his consciousness to the cloud.
3/5
If we have to compromise and move to a weird half hour time zone like they have in India, I’d prefer that over switching the clocks twice a year.
If you're choking, I can talk you through doing the Heimlich maneuver with a chair.
Today, I took a CPR/first aid class. So if any of you are having a medical emergency, hit me up.
With the Oscar nominations out today, here’s what I’ve seen so far.
There's nothing funny about the death of Scott Adams, which is a fitting tribute to his legacy as a cartoonist.
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
License to Drive
I feel the same way whenever a stranger says “hi” to me too enthusiastically. No one’s excited to meet me. What are you selling?
I just completed all 12 days of Advent of Code 2025! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com
The last one feels like a cheat, even though it seems like we were supposed to cheat. I wrote just enough of a solution to get a really good guess at the answer, and the guess turned out to be right.
I just completed "Movie Theater" - Day 9 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/9
I just completed "Factory" - Day 10 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/10
I just completed "Reactor" - Day 11 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/11
(still working on part 2 of days 9 and 10)
Day 8: this crumpled sheet of stickers
I just completed "Playground" - Day 8 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/8
Day 7: this crumpled piece of paper
I’m going to start posting the crappy items I’m getting from my Grinch advent calendar.
Day 5: tiny roll of Grinch tape
I just completed "Laboratories" - Day 7 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/7
I just completed "Trash Compactor" - Day 6 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/6
I just completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
No trick or treaters this year. I guess I gotta eat all this candy and move out of this neighborhood.
My cat was sitting on the couch and I told her “I’ve got to go to work.” She started meowing desperately and ran over to me. Yeah, I feel the same way, kitty.
