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Fr. Stephen Vrazel

@keytarcatholic

Roman Catholic priest who plays the keytar (tweets do not represent my parishes nor my archdiocese)

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farts gratia fartis

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The daylight saving time respecter has logged on.

Good morning everyone - get ready for a beautiful stroll this evening!

08.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

08.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 25246 πŸ” 8088 πŸ’¬ 781 πŸ“Œ 329
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β€œWould you imagine what a world without wars would be like?

β€œA world without the terror of approaching explosions, without rocket alarms shattering the silence of the night?

β€œPlease join me this month in prayer for disarmament and peace. Let's pray and share with others.” β€” Pope Leo XIV

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Scripture is intended to be a provocation to conversion; this means
we let it in, instead of fighting it off;
think about it, instead of making it fit what we already think;
relate to it as a different way of seeing that finds its clarity and culmination in the way Christ sees.

07.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm mildly annoyed that I know what that means.

07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just this week I was invited to and attended the installation of the new rector at my neighboring episcopalian church.

07.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In case anyone is wondering how we elected a college football coach to the United States Senate and are probably going to elect the same coach to be our governor, this is what counts as news in Alabama, despite the world being on fire:

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀯

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the post going around about claude having outdated info about targets in iran was itself a question posed to claude, which has no inferiority or knowledge of the program state used when drawing up targets. please stop asking the AI about what it did, it literally doesn’t know

05.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

We need to elect younger men and women to Congress!

<monkey's paw curls a finger>

A senator younger than me breaks a protesting Marine's arm.

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what an absolute brutish disgrace

05.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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American Catholics be normal and chill challenge:

impossible

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

God help us all.

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This sort of person has such a skewed understanding of scripture that I almost wonder if they worship the same God as I do.

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unreal

02.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because priests have terrible taste.

And the more they think they have good taste, the worse it is.

01.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tagging @endormoo.bsky.social so at least one person gets it

01.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

01.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A personal fav

28.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

28.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 8319 πŸ” 1326 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 22

Due to our attachment to money, this works either way.

28.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My tithe decimated my paycheck.

28.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X and Millennial handshake

28.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 7048 πŸ” 1033 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 15

Good morning, everyone!

<scrolls a bit>

We're at war?😒😑

28.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@benitocereno.bsky.social

28.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned that tempura originated from Portuguese missionaries in 16th century Japan, who brought their tradition of breading and frying foods with them. The name apparently comes from the Latin phrase β€œad tempora cuaresma” (in the time of Lent) because it was popular Lenten food.

28.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Tom Homan just did a I-went-to-Catholic-school at the pope.

27.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0