Gods Chosen Otaku

Earlier then expected but still on track

*large exhale of weed smoke* Jesse Ventura could have been our Lenin if the world was ready

100 hour pay period? Ruben and champagne for lunch

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you " ALT: a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you "

Whenever i see her posting about loving trump instead of being a pitbull adoption lesbian, which is what she was designed to be. It’s against nature!

I know I’m living in the bad alternate universe because the butch, deep voiced, soccer team captain i went to high school with is now a blonde trump girl instead a they/she lesbian

A bike somehow chained to a tree six feet off the ground. Superimposed on it is a text box from Final Fantasy VII saying “Cloud: Did Sephiroth…do this?”

He got the last laugh because he was right

Except you mister goggins, you’re cool

Business corporate style at the met gala…. Everyone in bland looks… recession indicator

Hell yeah

I know the 30 of you who liked this tweet are really jealous of me rn

Real in so many ways king

Look at the shabu shabu i had tonight ALONE

Can we go soon pls pls pls pls

Something something western obsession with individualism means no delicious spicy soup with thinly sliced meat (perfect meal)

The west has failed at the communal soup cooking meal that Asia has mastered for years… our lack of a version of hot pot will lead to our downfall (deserved)

WHY DOES BLUESKY COMPRESS EVERY VIDEO SO IT LOOKS LIKE I TOOK IT UNDERWATER IN 1999 RAHHHH

Apparently it’s stupid easy to grow too which is a plus

My back hurts but stoked at what i accomplished today. You have no idea how much weeding i did before planting

Wish you could drink a dirty martini at home without looking like you have a drinking problem when buying the ingredients at the store

Look how cute my nails are

John Waters standing beside a wall with a sign that says: The John Waters Restrooms. All Gender. Not my photo.

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

Sleepy demon girl

Earning the right of a beloved regular at a sandwich shop is a wonderful experience

Got drunk at a networking event and girl popped out with the girls because my hair looked so good so i thought id share

This is the type of innovation America needs

Bad things Arlan bad things

If you’re wondering what AI has done to the job hunt world, please take a look at the incomprehensible “assessment test” i just had to take. After i finished this the page promptly crashed and deleted my resume 👍