Dr. Mollusk to you

I love Spence but maybe let's not do that.

Nice skate save though.

Maybe I should've left out the stethoscope.

Or that some of us are in a bed recovering from 😷🩺💉🩸 and literally watching the ad from their phone's screen.

C'mon, you really think this game was a good time for that take? 😂 Yes there are lucky saves and lucky bounces but do you think the Vancouver goalie wasn't lucky at times? There are no lucky shutout wins. Great work by Reimer.

They're trying

🙄

😬

Can you blame him? What's next, requiring them to obey the law?

I know coasting is technically a skating skill but for some reason imho the Sens decided to start relying on it a little too much in the 3rd.

Never mind how terrible that stuff is for the ozone layer.

Go Gritty! Sincerely, sad Sens fan. :(

With just mid goaltending this would be a top 3 team in the east.

But yeah, not a big fan here of homophobic mid goaltending.

Those carbon fiber sticks aren't cheap. They need protection.

All they need to do is promote Spence.

Then we'll be able to track any actual progress they make toward becoming a serious NHL hockey club.

Maybe a "Throat Stomper" stat too. They have the killer instinct of a '60's love culture monarch butterfly.

"Oh, we're not sharing the puck with you? Our bad. Here, have a couple goals instead 🙂."

This is what these guys do. I think I'm gonna cancel my Evolving Hockey account. I don't GAF about this team's analytics anymore. They're pointless. Someone needs to come up with a stat for "finds ways to lose games that non-shitty teams will find ways to win".

Did you win some kind of lottery?

That's a perfectly legitimate position to hold. Not sure why you're speaking to sports fans, though. Enjoy the interaction but you'll find that 99.9% don't really gaf about your opinion. That's not a rhetorical "don't gaf". They really, truly don't care. And I'm not sure why you'd expect them to.

They go on a run, play us for suckers & dangle a glimmer of hope. Then kill it. This will be 1/8 points in their last 4 gp.

Somebody wake me up when they're 10 games over .500 (the real .500). I'm losing my will to gaf.

According to Evolving Hockey a couple of nights ago they were analytically the second best team in the league behind Colorado if you discount the goaltending (G± Components: Shot Volume + Shot Quality + Shooting).

4th according to MoneyPuck's Deserve-to-Win Power Rating (with goaltending removed).

This is getting so old. Said the same thing just before they got on the now extinct hot streak. This team has absolutely zero killer instinct. It doesn't matter how well they play otherwise, they will overturn every stone finding ways to lose games that half decent teams will find ways to win.

Then we need to change the rules.

I'm not even sure why we have goalie interference rules if that's not gonna get called. 😐

Whether you like them, or not, 0 cal beverages do not contribute to obesity. Yes, there are far better beverages to consume but stop making shit up to advance whatever horseshjt nutrition narrative you happen to riding today.

I think I was closer to the points you made, lol. Same with my other post today on Zetterlund.

Woot! (still haven't listened yet, had to make dinner)

I guess my long-winded reply was triggered more by an accumulation of different people commenting & criticizing Zetterlund for a variety of different reasons. One thing very few people question about him is his work ethic and likable character and that's probably part of the need to defend him.😂

(Nopw I'll watch the video to see how close I am to McGuire.)

He's no longer a defensive liability. Offensive impact is off the charts compared to the next closest D (Spence & Sandy) & his overall impact is also #1 on the team by a margin. 16th in the NHL among D in GAR/60. 7th offensively. Right where he almost always is.

(All based on E-H's GAR model.)