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Cinephile. Game show fan & former Jeopardy! champ. LLama. Misplaced Yankee. My friends call me Mike. He/him/his. Be a goldfish.

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No, he really doesn't have a point, since he -- and all the other MAGA trash -- should have known that since Trump lies about everything, usually by projecting his own sins onto others, he was lying about this, too.

12.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, they're not really scared, because Duffy knows he'd never have a child of his get anywhere near the subway where people who aren't rich and famous exist. They get chauffeured everywhere. But he wants YOU to be scared, because that makes you manipulatable.

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

12.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 35050 πŸ” 8313 πŸ’¬ 1368 πŸ“Œ 514

"Publicly" as opposed to "under oath."

12.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You skipped the "Day 3.5: Trump Tower Tehran" part.

12.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As always under GOP rule, the question remains:

Cui fuckin' bono????

12.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta think it wouldn't be THAT tough to climb up there and change "Mothers" to "Monsters." "Fathers" to "Failures." "Aunts" to "Asses."

Whatever happened to Truth in Advertising, anyway?

12.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel your pain.
- John Hateful8.

12.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NGL, this took me a minute to process.

I kept thinking "Wait, is she asking for vegan blood? Isn't that...not a thing?"

I need more coffee (non-vegan, I use cream).

12.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, I absolutely agree, I think she's the biggest lock.

11.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking/hoping all the tossups will go to SINNERS, but some good stuff in your picks. As for "Stone was good but not Best Actress material," that didn't stop the Academy from giving her a statue for LA LA LAND (but I hated that movie with a passion).

11.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who do you think is getting that $1B/day? One way or another, it's all funneling up to Bezos, Ellison, Mush and the rest of the good-ol'-boy network.

11.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next lesson:

Why don't bomb, comb and tomb rhyme?

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Book Fucker 1000, summarize 'Finnegan's Wake' for me."

"OK, loading now. Oh....oh, dear...what the...no, no, no NO NONONONONONONONO! (20 minutes later) I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't open the pod bay door for you."

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's my guess on this (because I don't think Marco's a complete idiot):

He got them big so that he could wear his regular, well-fitting shoes around all day until he had to see Trump, so he could just kick off the real shoes and slip these on fast as if they were loafers, and T would never know.

11.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tag yourself. I'm the guy on the left, but without the bow tie. Nice to meet you all!

11.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would absolutely listen to "Memories of Oatmeal."

11.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not a basketball fan at all (I just think it's a dumb game), but IMO what he SHOULD have done was try for Wilt's record, too. Since it's actually, y'know, the REAL record?

Hand wringing over the SECOND best performance seems counterproductive.

11.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"...and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes."

"Girl, I came SO HARD..."

Seriously, throw "Ulysses" at this thing and it'll give up instantly.

11.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is it just me, or does she look like Cyndi Lauper's younger, much dumber sister in this pic? Maybe it's the "I dunno, maybe I like strawberries more than blueberries?" stare.

11.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon grasshopper with a serious look on his face Alt: Hopper (voiced by Kevin Spacey, who is a monster) looking menacing from a scene in A BUG'S LIFE.
11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference Alt: Captain America saying "I understood that reference."

*raises hand*

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need an English lesson:

You pluralize "goose" the same way you pluralize "moose," so it's "gice."

11.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are too many to name them all. Don't forget THE LADY VANISHES and THE 39 STEPS and THE LODGER and, and, and....

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got some great ideas for who could go out there are sweep for mines:

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

My Top 5 would be

REAR WINDOW
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
NORTH BY NORTHWEST
PSYCHO
REBECCA

So....yeah, you're exactly right! (NOTORIOUS, VERTIGO, SHADOW OF A DOUBT, ROPE, SUSPICION, NOTORIOUS....)

10.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"You got a fast horse
I got a plan to get us outta here
Been tilting at some windmills..."

10.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0