Fiasco the cat

YAY WOOOOOOOO

Fiasco was HELPING!

YES

BRING TO HOUSE

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking to the left. i am sitting in a ray of sunshine on a patterned blue and brown rug.

Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.

Horrible babby am down there somewhere

Fiasco knows it

Definitely SKEMING against me

Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION

Fiasco haves to sniff EVERYTHING that Big Friend is eating because it belong to Big Friend! That the rule!!

a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.

Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE*

*told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.

Okay fine

Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.

It a hard knock life

For Fiasco

Fiasco am COMFY

Can't u just sleep on top of covers

Listen

this pine apple go CRACKL CRACKL when u touch it

basically this is disaster for Fiasco

must kill

Well yeah cause it not a Porsche

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.

Fiasco am murder

a PINE APPLE

(to death)

NO

Fiasco want more lifestyle

And a Porsche!

Wen are we giving her back, by the way

HAI JEFF

Not yet!

Her says this is oddly unfair bc Fiasco sit on HER allatime

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, asleep on my side on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured faux fur blanket

Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE

do no disturb (thanks)

There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards

Like someone shud make that a law maybe

(A real bite not just crust of stuff)

NO

Get rid of horrible babby & Fiasco will come sit with u!!

What dat? Slorp LOUDER???

Wat is good in life? LOUD SCHLORP SCHLORP

Soft! :)

Good to squish! :)

Total focus

No can talk

Kneading

Fiasco was invite to meeting!!

Good friends with chicknm

With teeth