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Dan Ximenes

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👾 10% pixels, 90% anger • 🇧🇷 BR • ele/dele • he/him 🐈 cat dad, talking cricket, emotional support millenial • EN|PT 🎮 lead gameplay designer @ Dumativa • ½ do http://meanlook.org

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Imagine making your name on the idea that liberal democracy was the end of history and then being forced to live through this decades taking the L with a new development every 6 hours on a good day

10.03.2026 22:12 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Produtividade hoje tá a 2kmph

10.03.2026 19:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
print da tela do celular cheio de notificações por SMS da defesa civil com alertas variados de tempestade e risco geológico

print da tela do celular cheio de notificações por SMS da defesa civil com alertas variados de tempestade e risco geológico

NÃO GOSTAVA DE DEFESA CIVIL?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE DEFESA CIVIL?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE DEFESA CIVIL?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE DEFESA CIVIL?
NÃO GOSTAVA DE DEFESA CIVIL?

10.03.2026 16:09 👍 358 🔁 79 💬 4 📌 8

acharam o motivo de Ibaneis ter se esforçado tanto p/comprar, com dinheiro público, o Banco Master.

Seu escritório particular vendeu moeda podre ao banco, Ibaneis recebeu em dinheiro, via escritório, e, em troca, ele compraria o banco, só que com dinheiro público.

10.03.2026 15:30 👍 254 🔁 109 💬 6 📌 3

NOSSA LÍNGUA PORTUGUESA

MINA vem da adaptação da forma reduzida de dizer MENINA.

GURI vem da adaptação da forma reduzida de dizer GURILA.

Obrigado por lerem meu TED Talk.

Sigam-me para piadas ainda piores.

10.03.2026 16:05 👍 23 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

É que "guerra" é só quando acontece na Europa, no resto do mundo é conflito étnico ou combate ao terrorismo.

10.03.2026 17:07 👍 637 🔁 169 💬 9 📌 3
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Eu ajustei o título da reportagem.

10.03.2026 16:11 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
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If you only know me for my amazing social media presence, the book series that made my career is on sale for $2.99 in ebook form, that's all 4 'John Dies at the End' books, just search your ebook device for that phrase:

10.03.2026 15:55 👍 81 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 4
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Precisamos lembrar que o laranjão é um crápula, mafioso, fascista, pedófilo, senil mas ele também é um imbecil e extremamente suscetível a papinho.

09.03.2026 19:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aguardando os próximos capítulos pra saber se o Lula vai conseguir mandar o mesmo sambarilove que ele mandou na última vez que encontrou com o laranjão. Dependendo de como for ele reverte a decisão do PCC, CV, tarifas e ainda ganha um taco de golfe de presente.

09.03.2026 19:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pixar was the single handed most misogyny I ever experienced to my face in my life, stemming from my work being "too girlish" with an insinuated, but never directly stated "and too gay", while also complaining that I was perplexing for not behaving like their perception of a normal "woman"

09.03.2026 05:24 👍 1783 🔁 515 💬 13 📌 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 👍 7312 🔁 1511 💬 37 📌 1

Tbh I used to think this way until the cheapest good monitor I could get was an ultrawide curved screen and now I get it. At least for work, I can organize all the dockable menus on e.g. Unity in a way that I can see things well and the Scene view doesn't get tiny.

09.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It often baffles me how much of my game design process is staring blankly at nothing while I try to enunciate how a system should work and then just suddenly documenting it in less than an hour.

09.03.2026 17:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Parasite Eve 👁️

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 826 🔁 263 💬 7 📌 2
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Caixas automáticos de agência em Mirandópolis são arrombados
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caixa automático
@caixaautomatico
Em resposta a @gisaopaulo arrombado é você parsa

Print Caixas automáticos de agência em Mirandópolis são arrombados Caixas automáticos de agência em Mirandópolis s... caixa automático @caixaautomatico Em resposta a @gisaopaulo arrombado é você parsa

Toda vez que isso aparece pra mim eu dou risada

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 236 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is yawning while drinking from a glass . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is yawning while drinking from a glass .

Segundou

09.03.2026 16:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

o equivalente político daquela vez que a internet convenceu a Sony a lançar Morbius nos cinemas pela segunda vez

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 281 🔁 99 💬 4 📌 2

Se vc quer um candidato q não é nem comunista, nem fascista. Vote no Lula. Simples.

09.03.2026 15:07 👍 1241 🔁 328 💬 13 📌 4

Batman is Bruce Wayne in drag.

09.03.2026 14:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know Gianmarco meant this as a joke but hypermasculinity is just drag minus self-awareness and nobody can convince me otherwise.

09.03.2026 14:01 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 13:56 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

It definetely helped that I am naturally suspicious of authority and have always had a spiritual layer to my life.

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

e.g.: I also went to a Christian retreat organized by this school, had a profoundly spiritual moment and came back less of a christian than I was going in 😂

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She was a devout Christian, mind you. Just a great person and an amazing teacher overall. She didn't

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

e.g.: I went to a Jesuit school. One day asked the Religious Studies teacher about escathology. She told me "The Bible is a religious book but also a history book" and started breaking down some of the symbolism that was used by early christians to escape scrutiny from the Romans.

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was no definitive moment. A lot of tiny experiences built up to me reaching escape velocity.

What I love about it is that most were POSITIVE experiences with my spirituality and not negative experiences with the church.

09.03.2026 13:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0