Ved

im protected by the gift of pattern recognition

If you have to fight psychological warfare in a relationship, then it’s not real

True! I instead let everything go, to see if it comes back!

Someone explain me this pls 😭

Sad due to post-holiday comedown!

I’ve seen this pattern before!. And I exactly know how it works

Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.

Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.

Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?

28 actually

i’m probably the least dead person in this morgue (hears banging from inside drawer) damn it

i don't want my whole life to be an act of letting go. for once i want to hold onto something and never have to let go

Your eyes look so good!

This is so funny!!

Ooh look at you! You idiot!

I betrayed someone and I’m more devastated than her

98% boys actually believe that one day, the Omnitrix will fall near their house and stick to their hands

Good morning ppl, just a reminder that we have a Chicago pope

babe are you ok you've barely talked about the horrors of being alive

Is it hot there?

hey don't touch that that's my emotional support joke i stole

I can bet. Tho I’ve never to Oklahoma!!
Have you been to Vienna? :)

Red state :/

Awww…. Which state are you from??

Can’t be this hot 😔

My child can’t be like this!

We just gotta enjoy the ride. I’m not even American 😭

Ah the government shut down again. If procrastination were a sport, Congress would have gold medals and a Netflix deal by now

Not all hero’s wear cap

I back your shitposting

Hey there! Sorry pal, I lost the page 😕