Reniculous

The Power Button is Called That Cause Pressing it Gives You a Power Star, Trust Me

We are aware of Montanas "face" resembling that of Megamind. This was an intended feature and not what many people think to be a bug. We are also aware of removing Franklin causing millions of Franklins all over the nation to vanish into thin air. This actually is a bug and will be patched tonight.

(+) TN now includes the number ten
(+) Un-Reverted the NV-CH change
(+) Increased MO's Bootheel again
(*) Merged VT and NH to make Rectangle (RT)
(*) Merged North/South Dakota (ND/SD) to make Dakota
(=) CH change reverted to CA
(-) MI's upper half given back to canada
(-) Removed franklin

america balance patch

Gonna put all my friends on a Tomodachi life island and treat what happens to them like a crystal ball seeing into the future

And a bomb

When you send me into Battle I just yell one of mine vocal stims and there's a secret tenth one where I scream "fortnite" so loud I blow out your TV speakers

Part of the teraleak is that I'm being added to gen 10 and I learn close combat and drain kiss, I unfortunately come as a version exclusive and my evil twin / arch nemesis is both significantly better than I am and when you trade us they kill me with a machete so only one person actually receives it

Just remembered something again... Fuck......................

Can't go one day without the visions of days past and monsters conquered

Dead americans go to burgatory

Hey I'm not from around here can you hold my baby while I take this picture on my phone

Evil minion in question

Me putting my cat down after playing with him in my hand knowing full well now he's going to pounce at another cat and piss them off like yes... Go my evil minion....

Oh So no legs "isn't good enough" but having 4 "is creepy" and "deeply unsettling" motherfucker YOU try to navigate a new dimension you are ill equipped to traverse in tell me how that goes you fucking nerd

I still don't understand why you need legs to participate in a marathon in this dimension literally what is wrong with covering myself in an unidentifiable slime and dragging myself the whole time like what the FUCK

Me

Hotblade got me moving like fuckin ceruledge

Sometimes when I'm at a restaurant I'll order the taco salad so I can let the animal out for the small time I have left in this universe and tear it to shreds with my hands

Why is my dog on someone else's bluesky

Picture of me wearing a cool hat

This is literally me.... If u even care.....

The foreign language shitpost account got me moving like Google translate

How's a simple enigma of the mind and body supposed to earn a living in this dimension what the fuck do you mean I need to have legs for this job

My breakfast tomorrow morning is gonna be sprinted out picture of rby Magikarp so when I look at it I can thank God I'm not this useless fuck on the paper

So if bears are allowed to break into the zoo because they were "polite and curious" why is it a federal crime for me to be polite and curious??? Is it because I'm built like a pencil and don't have the tiny lil round ears on top of my head

My birthday is in 3 years and if I don't see at least one of you there I'm turning into a spider and making your attic look like a turantula home

Some might refer to me as a creature of unnatural origin

shocked I haven't seen this going around given recent events