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I'm in the mood for something lavish

Promiscuous suggest the existence of amateurmiscuos. and that seems more like me.

You call it a tie.
I may knot.

A unicorn in a dating profile means a couple looking for a third. I learned this the hardest way possible.

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your fart has the unmistakable stench of a quarter pounder with cheese.

You should be allowed to add alt text to regular text for people who don’t get references and stuff.

Cloudy Urine With a Chance of Meatballs

Uncombs your honey

Domestic goose chase

I've been listening to quite a bit of country music lately
and I've gotta say, it is not growing on me.

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Floop is a mad man.
Save us. Save us.

Shadow boxing
but it's just me slaving away in the back corner of a dimly lit amazon warehouse.

Maybe in Misfits? From Here to Eternity

welcome to Zorgon

Everyone has to believe in something.
I believe I'll get another corny tee shirt

embrace that breezy feeling!

Yeah. Before pants there was just the one thing for your legs.
Call it a kilt. or skirt. dress. sarong. toga. robe... whatever.

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The Era of Worsts

Lumberjack shop: "how 'bout this weather?"

or maybe it's shingles.

Made it on a list called vulgar and now my day is complete.

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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

Lol

I've had worse non-paying full-time jobs...
and it's for a good cause.
still. that's a hard no from me.

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