kristen

ilysm! 🖤

sending you so many many hugs and forehead kisses, warm blankets, hot tea and cocoa, comfort books, and the most comforting playlist you can imagine 🫂🫂🫂🫂

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so like….how many people does 🧊 have m*rder before maga sees the light? i feel like i’m watching the downfall of this country on a daily basis at this point

truly! i know i’ve made a good/horrible joke when i get hit with a “KRISTEN” 😂😂

womennnnnnnn 😍

AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED AND THEY TURNED IT DOWN. my hands are shaking from the “confrontation” 😅

these dudes hang out outside the hospitality house some nights, and every time, they BLAST their music. tonight, i went out and told them everybody in the house has cancer, and the kid whose window is closest to them just had chemo, and i asked if they would care to turn it down a little. 1/2

sometimes i forget that not everybody has a dark sense of humor (ie my mother), so it makes things really fun when i drop cancer/dying jokes 😅

was JUST about to ask if this post was about bad omens lmao

your mom is a whole ass vibe lmao

finish. always finish.

my mother in law is my “caregiver” while i’m staying here, and last night i was curled up in a ball because my tummy and back were really hurting before bed, and she came over and rubbed my shoulder and gave me a little smooch on the head and i just-excuse me a moment while i go cry 🥹

you should go again and take a stack of some *choice* people and see how you do lol

he really does have one of the most punchable faces. we have bill lee and marsha blackburn, so plenty of motivation there!

😂😂😂😂

the fact that people keep voting for him is fucking wild to me. he’s a grade a pussy 🙄

sweet baby jesus i need vegan tacos with avocado and hot sauce STAT

my wife loves me lmao

just tried a vegan restaurant within walking distance of the hospitality house and my only complaint is that i can’t try everything at once oh my god why doesn’t knoxville give a shit about veganism

knees are such assholes!!! i’m convinced they weren’t built for human bodies 😤

oh good point! i’ve never used one before, i think largely because i was too lazy to purchase one 😂

can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait 😀

please!

if being weird and off putting while also eating lots of snacks was a profession, i’d be employee of the month for all eternity

jerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheese ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheese

i hope this is us on the 30th 🫶🏼

fuck yesssssss! my lower back hurts tomorrow just watching this

raspberry beret!!!

so excited!!!!!

oh hey y’all i’m a texas resident for like 4-6 weeks now 🙂