Jordan St.John

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Outland 2: The Conneryening.

Granddad was Salford, I think.

Wow. Wikipedia is way off.

Manchester is about 600,000 people?

That must be hard. It'd be sort of more intimate than covering a whole country or even a county.

I don't think anyone is voting for Brad Bradbrad.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

This is the nature of such books.

Wait'll you get a decade out. You'll be amazed how much is gone.

I can only blame the drunkenness and profligate lifestyle.

La salumeria, bud. Let's get midtown in the mix.

It is awful.

But, Glasgow Vape Store is pretty much a Frankie Boyle special title.

Texture's always the first thing to come back. You're right.

It's and Oerapfel

They always perk me up a little when they turn up in March.

Controversy incoming:

Red Prince is the best Ontario apple.

what, like in the sauna?

The mountains are impassable.

Oh yeah?!

war overseas, war in american cities, the largest tax increase on the middle class in history…no reason for any of this just stupid people doing stupid things and making your life worse

Delayed this week due to a hell of a lot of balls in the air, it's the Diary of a Local Beer Man, starring me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar.

This week: More Belgian Tripel than you can shake a stick at! Meuse Brewing! Kevin Head! Thoughts about memory!

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You mean like paragraphs of perfectly equal length and a tone derived from marketing pitches?

I'm just rewatching Better Off Ted, and Portia de Rossi is absolutely hilarious. Easily the best part of the show, and the rest of it is tightly written and well characterized.

I work part time as a carney, and I gotta tell you. We could do better than that building.

Just don't touch the horse barns. The uptown crowd would get upset.

He was always pro-river and anti-kangaroo violence.

Man, that's a real down doobie do down downer about Sedaka.

Well, if that doesn't take the biscuit.

They don't come up all that much because of their PEC location.

They had been using a lot of locally malted barley, which is what you're tasting there. That light confected sugar thing.

Max. The Warrior Max.

Just can't get beyond Thunderdome.

Just nice to see Michael Palin getting work.

And some leftover for a sausageinnabun

Jesus, he looks like Will Ferrell playing James Lipton