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Northern Lights over Chena Hot Springs, Alaska

Northern Lights over Chena Hot Springs, Alaska

Bought myself a new camera and a wider lens for my work trip to Alaska last month.

Totally worth it.

#photography #northernlights

12.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

11.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1667 ๐Ÿ” 432 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

They should be though

12.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Speed 2: Cruise Control

12.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sony A7IV and the 16mm F/1.8

12.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can I interest you in some DIKSOAKR brand seat covers?

12.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Northern Lights over Chena Hot Springs, Alaska

Northern Lights over Chena Hot Springs, Alaska

Bought myself a new camera and a wider lens for my work trip to Alaska last month.

Totally worth it.

#photography #northernlights

12.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait. The Italian team is using a Nespresso to make their espressi? They really are fake Italians.

12.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vinnie Pasquantino is the most New Jersey name ever possessed by someone from Virginia

12.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah

11.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the Temu version of a cease and desist letter

11.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Definitely got in trouble for not wearing the shoes.

11.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mellon Collie Footnote was what Billy Corgan called D'arcy Wretzky

11.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe just go back to debating who is the NBA MVP seven weeks into the season

11.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that something cool happened in the NBA by someone completely unexpected, beating a rapist's record (that was not a record) who would have agreed with it happening and half the fanbase is pissed off and the people who write about the sport are downplaying it.

Every US sports league is broken

11.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know you're cucked by the big sloppy boy when you won't even consider buying the same shoes yourself in your actual size.

11.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmm

11.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mellon Collie Footnote was what Billy Corgan called D'arcy Wretzky

11.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know this is bs because Jim Breuer can't get cast in anything

11.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up rooting for the Super Bowl Bills. Almost every one of them (except for Daryl Talley) turned out to be the absolute worst. Thurman Thomas was a drunk asshole to my preteen face.

It's healthy to hate your former heroes when they deserve it.

11.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of people trying to downplay Bam to lift up Kobe and you know he's a rapist right? You can't decry all that other awful shit that has happened and then ignore one guy because you liked how he played sports or for your favorite team.

11.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's actually a Russian tweeting from Malaysia

11.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not your sons and daughters, Lindsey?

Oh right, a confirmed bachelor

11.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't @ me that he's dead. First and foremost he's a rapist, then dead.

11.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kobe gonna come out of retirement to try to score 84

11.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo' momma's the only boat that don't float

11.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who once owned a Cody McCormick jersey I'd seriously consider a Beck Malenstyn jersey if the Chinese knockoff sites want to produce one. I still ain't giving Pegula and Fanatics any money

11.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close

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11.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Rob Ray standing on a step ladder?

11.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Buffalo Sabres are never losing (more than a random game here and there) ever again

11.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0