Big Body❤️‍🔥Big Head

Okay well I thought it was cool 😒

I’m convinced Dolly is doing the harmony on the response

How come no one wanna have sex in middle of the day? Sex at noon is spectacular

Like lady, be serious.

I was 28 when I told my mom I was in a non-monogamous relationship. She asked me if it was a phase😂

That bridge still tears me up! EYE believe that’s Dolly singing the harmony on the bridge but no one else hears it😭

What all goes into making an emoji cause we get a new set once every 5 years and it’s only like 5-7 emojis at a time. What’s up with that?

Did we need a trombone?

I get to cleaning. I start sweeping, scrubbing, washing, the whole nine til I’m not upset anymore. I’m usually venting aloud about it the whole time too

Wunmi Mosaku in orange dress

This is what Wunmi Mosaku looks like @newyorker.com:

A never ennnndinggggggg middddddnighhhhhht suuuuuuuu-

🗣️ MIDNIGHT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

The orange bitch will never see peace!

Gas 2.39 LAST WEEK over the weekend it went up to 3.50 DPMO

EYE was raised to always thank people, it’s just the polite thing to do, and that was drilled into me as child. Especially being southern. If I hold the door, pick something up for you whatever the least you could do is give an acknowledging “hm” and a nod you rude mothe-

Gym done

Got my tattoo appointment and my cats vet appointment mixed up I was about to do so much for no reason😅

Forgot today was daylight savings it’s almost 5 am now😭

So I pop in to doom scrol and see all yall still up, actin a fool nonetheless

This is kinda baller, like Deadpool if he got his start in the wrestling ring like Toby Maguire’s spiderman

I can’t believe I’m being attacked like this and I’m bout to be 30?

Threat? They need to gon head and make an example!

And I fully appreciate you🥹🫶🏾

Hatching a master plan

Like I need a WiFi mirror that starts recording when i clap and posts when i walk out the door😂

I really need to start making videos and shit cause why did I just have a 15 min rant to myself in the mirror about the Aang vs Korra bs😭

Need Dat!!

Digital illustration of a half man, half orchid praying-mantis hybrid. The creature has an upper torso of a human in a praying gesture, with a teal crown floating on his head, and a teal sword impaled through his chest and out his back. His mantis half is doing the same gesture, and its wings are splayed open. The character's skin is a pale pink with rosy pink hair and mantis legs, but with teal green embellishments; his upper torso has green tattoos, and his mantis body is adorned in ornate patterns, and his wings are a vibrant teal and turquoise color.

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This lady gets on here and reads me down every week! I’m working on it I promise😭

Zoom in on grippers for please 🙂‍↕️