America would issue a response to India’s attack on Pakistan but the defense secretary is tied up in an angry Signal chat with an ex that he’s conducting while partially passed out in a bathroom stall at the Pentagon.
India and Pakistan are at war – and Trump cannot locate either country without the help of his entire cabinet and a box of sharpies.
If I send you this picture it means I just heard the dumbest shit imaginable
I love how PM Carney referred to us as the owners of Canada ♥️🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
Exactly this 😂
Listening to that meeting was painful. But our PM didn’t take the bait and let Darth Doofus yap himself into a corner.
No we don’t want your head doofus (sorry not sorry)
Godspeed, Mr. Carney. How do I donate to his Advil stock?
A tabby cat with bright green eyes loafs on a blue towel
Folded a towel, 0.2 seconds later Newt claims it for herself. Guess I’m done doing laundry for the day 😂 #Cat #Cats #Catsky #CatsofBluesky
Can we fly a “fck aboot and find oot” flag from the plane?
🫡 fare thee well my old friend
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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NY17 Constituent and local social worker Emily Feiner was singled out and forcibly removed during Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall.
PowerPoint slide that says: “does America do it, if yes, then no”
Just passing along some friendly advice on how to approach potential changes to the Australian health care system @drruthmitchell.bsky.social
Anyone else’s #Cat get really upset when you close a door between you and them? I was having a shower and could hear Ripley screaming over the sound of the water to get in. Now she’s purring and kneading against my legs and all is well and right in the world. #Catsky #CatsofBluesky
I like how they tried to be like “we’re the good guys” but AI was like “nah we’re giving you a red lightsaber because you’re clearly Darth Dumbass”
🤣 I need the social media person to get a raise desperately
Wow. Just wow.
You had my hopes up for a second 😞
Body: *shaking because it’s hungry*
Me: ok here u go *eats lunch*
Body: *still shaking and now my stomach hurts*
Me: -_-
Minou you are so right you deserve a second breakfast. Keep that nose pink and those whiskers long!
This took me way too long to get 😂
I think I’m more coherent drunk. Or when I’m rambling on about horse facts that nobody wants to hear 😂
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
She’s fine, by the way. We had some snuggles. Then, like the good girl she is, she followed me to bed and tucked me in. The dog slept right through my frantic scramble down the stairs 😂 World’s Worst Guard Dog #Cat #Cats #CatsofBluesky #Catsky
Last night at probably around 11 I woke up to the cat flap snapping shut followed by multiple loud hurt meows. I don’t even think I touched the stairs on the way down. Turned on the light, frantically searching for my hurt baby and whipped around to see my cat sitting politely on a chair. 😮💨 1/2
…what the hell is he talking about?
What I wouldn’t give to be in my history teacher’s classroom right now…he was so focused on Indigenous people and their communities.
