lee (is also freaking out about everything)

told you.

everyone knows this is a giant insider trading crime, right?

okay. good. i guess.

now everyone can have it. it’s very good.

i have been avoiding bsky because i got skylight beta 2 weeks ago & felt like an undeserving loser. no sarcasm.

(in therapy)

45% of things i can & have done i enjoy but am not good at.
45% of the things i can & have done i can’t stand but i’m good at.
10% of the things i can & have done i enjoy & i’m super good at it!
“focus on the 10%…”
gotcha buddy, i must live indoors & eat.
“oh shit. yeah.”

“it’s okay to ask for help!”

okay, can you help me figure out why this happened & how i can fix it? i can provide—

“oh GOD no.”

cool cool.

“we don’t know when we’ll see the rubber will hit the road” -cis straight white man analyst on every news network again for the 4,000,000th time

'Segregated facilities' are no longer explicitly banned in federal contracts The Trump administration cut a clause from federal contracting rules that had been on the books since the 1960s: Companies are no longer explicitly prohibited from having segregated facilities.

roses are red, NPR reports facts

love to leave my text message in the dr. rubin’s substack comments section.

software update iOS 32.4.7 will be installed tonight.
read more…

update prevents current randomized starlink laser attacks, intermittent cloaking side button permissions, “I before E, except after C” rule application, wallet expansion to hold 4 escape merits, fixes glurpfrog bugs for glink7 users

the new bullshit apple AI autocorrect has turned “hannaford” into “hanna ford” enough times that she is now our mysterious drug dealer.

RBLA

domestic raw bat 72.
imported raw bat MP.
raw ackee 57.
random smallgoods 38. / 75.
raw milk (10 oz) 48.
raw milk (6 oz) 24.
(meyer lemon to curdle +12.)

today’s house special “the syndrome”
sannakji fried rice, fermentation +72 hours 78.

dessert
deconstructed raw strawberry rhubarb 28.

remember when everyone got ripshit at gavin newsom for eating at the french laundry during year one of COVID?

next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!

disappointed cricket fan

i honestly feel bad for the “disappointed cricket fan” meme guy every time i watch this facist have to listen to a question.

i have no one to talk about resilient jenkins with. NO. ONE. if you know what i’m talking about (& are not a nazi) pls leave a warm to hot take below. someone’s gotta be out there.
🗣️ 9:00-PS5

this has to be a niche trigger, but they make me go flight.

i posted some babbling on stories today & a couple friends were like “omg you look amazing!”
yeah, that’s called human interaction with people outside of my home in a place i had no risk of being screamed at by a jerk & also new lip balm & exfoliator stick tysm.

someone has unblocked me & i suggest you re-block me post fuckin haste.

why did bsky start verifying accounts in 2025?

A) impersonation
B) criminal activity
C) the app needed income
D) zionist corn chip

i like garbage snack foods as much as the next fuckwad but the brands can keep their circle jerk on threads.

a sea turtle (a species deeply affected by corporate waste & pollution) pointing its leg towards the surface of their home with the words “get out” under it (the turtle looks grumpy, as it should).

new england turns this shit into a 7 day weekend every year.
where’s joey?
his great great great great grandma was from county cork.
so he’ll be out all week then?

(to be read in the tone you most relate to)

“HOW ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW?!” is something you should NEVER ask a woman (unless she was declared dead over an hour ago by a mortician or medical professional licensed to do so).

actually half irish please don’t.

so the “i want to move to maine” crowd might want to hold off for a bit. just saying.

some of my family lives in maine (not just me). last year my dad who is white (but has a wacky accent, he was waiting on a tow in a parking lot) was held by a maine state trooper for over 90 min because his drivers license “wasn’t enough”. now they’re deputizing these racist creeps as ICE agents.

me: i wrote & co-created a thing, i can prove it.
meta: that’s cool, pls upload it as your intellectual property.
me: okay, no more strikes, right?
meta: no more.
me: uploaded!
meta: COPYRIGHT STRIKE!

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