sugar cookies with frosting that says “FUCK ICE”
my mom made cookies, she’s radicalizing
06.02.2026 01:19
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sugar cookies with frosting that says “FUCK ICE”
my mom made cookies, she’s radicalizing
idk what this was about but you're welcome!!!
ending every conversation with jazz hands
understood, take all the time you need
can’t come in today boss, everything is a little weird
after several intense and incredible years building @francesmeh.reviews from the ground up, i've decided to step back from my responsibilities as chief posting officer in order to transition into a new role as vice president of fucking your mom
born too early for ayatollah khamenei
born too late for ayatollah khamenei
born at the right time for ayatollah khamenei
True story: I once rode the Disney World bus to Disney Springs, and it inexplicably kept looping forty five seconds of “King Tut” by Steve Martin. Driver says “Yeah, the feed is busted, I’m about to quit.”
would you ever go to an area
It would be cool if things stopped getting rapidly shittier all the time
No babe I love the plume of noxious gas you release every time you evolve
What a time to be aware of facts and information
the heart is a lumpy lopsided fist of a muscle yet I have resisted the urge to hit you with it you're welcome
needle felted cat heads. left is lesbian flag, middle is trans flag, right is ace flag
needle felted pride kittens 🩷🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
heheehe
The failure of my last skeet tells me all I need to know about bsky
You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna
a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons
this is the future liberals want
idc if you're mad at me, you'll be not mad at me in 20 min when the breeze changes direction
Like this post if you’re a chopped unc
please sir, my hour, i have lost it and it was so dear to me
AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING BLOOBS, YOUR HONOR
WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
make darth the ceo and no one tell him til he gets back
yes the r is intentional
Libras are such a grift, I gotta say
(painfully dying of measles on the oregon trail) I hope measles never goes away. I hope it lasts forever
yaaaazzz bb
Many Canadians like me are over a year into our American boycott and it's now a lifestyle change and there is no going back.
girl we don’t talk about the buses “going to” LGA