stupid reasons

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When you need to check your car’s pulse

"I'm not just an ally, I'm a strait of hormuz"

Sorry, I can't stop thinking about it

pronouncing homo as "hormuz"

i don't want to see or be seen by straits

Yes but I would argue some of the ai ones had some of those. Look I’m not PROUD

I only got 4/5 and wasn’t sure on any of them :(

I hear they’re making him ceo

If daylight saving time is so great for farmers then why doesn’t Stardew Valley observe it?

Happy semiannual unnecessary pluralization day

Honestly you follow one person on here and suddenly the app is SO HORNY

I’m no political scientist but it seems fairly obvious that it lost him the 2020 election.

Have you tried youraislopbores.me yet

Evaporating… does feel a little incendiary tbh

I forget who told me this but I love the response “How do you explain it to your dumb kids? Idk, how do you explain where the sun goes every night? Doesn’t seem like a challenge.“

Writing this out it feels like something @heyguys.bsky.social said

Finally a reason to put my apple watch in my mouth

If it’s any comfort, the movie was a meandering, boring mess because they removed the point

Lol the deep sigh, I know it

Papers, Please but you’re a bouncer at a bar in a college town

for five years, electronic healthcare record software was brought to you courtesy of the doom 2016 soundtrack

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well now, let's not minimize the mental gymnastics

hahaha god damn it

this bite of steak looks so good though, has anyone ever thought about that

I almost couldn't lift it to the stove lol

A huge pot of stock on a stove

Oh you'd better believe we're making STOCK. Pasta box for scale.

Gonna go get a hamburger

In this house we believe: MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering

Hope you had plan mode on

Never forget, never forgive