Katri

A sax solo, you said?

Madness - One Step Beyond

Happy New Year everyone! A new trip around the Sun is just about to begin, so see you all hereabouts in 365 days time. Meanwhile, safe journey and enjoy the ride!

Delights of a family Christmas… my 2nd cousin (10) wants to go to London with me, to see the blue whale at the NHM.
- I don’t have a passport yet, but maybe in ten years time? I’ll be 20, and you’ll be…50?
- yes… approximately…
- it’s ok, you’ll be old but maybe you still have energy to travel!

😭

I once was late from work because the bus drove past my stop despite that I hailed it like every morning. Nothing unusual about that, except… the driver waved me back 😐

If I only heard the audio track, I’d say that’s some kind of a shamanic ritual reaching its climax.

No more rivers to cross 😔

Oh phew, I mean all those Real Or Cake videos are really getting out of hand these days. ”Is it a cake, or is it the Flying Scotchman?” ”Is it a cake, or is it the Euston Arch?” ”Is it a cake, or is it the DLR extension to Thamesmead?”

I have a feeling there’s a thirst trap joke in here somewhere, but I can’t think what it could be…

But, at least you’d have a chance to change your will and donate every single penny to charity.

Thank you 🥰

Jellycopter/a doomed plane still makes me giggle. Of course, I guess *technically* that’s Kit’s material?

Some days I write essays about things like digitalisation or wellbeing or philosophy of work, and some days I autopilot myself to the bathroom and put toothpaste on a q-tip.
*sigh*

At 10pm UK time you can copypaste this: Iloista uutta vuotta!
You’re welcome.

Rewatch it over and over again like the rest of us. Also known as “the loop of happiness”

Good morning and welcome! Now please drag the last missing one of the Founding Fathers here as well and the NMJ-verse will be complete

Happy birthday! 🎂✨

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device with no context

Or, absolutely brilliant news - just imagine how great time we’ll be having one day when none of us can remember any jokes that were told only five minutes earlier. Brand new show every day! We’ll be the easiest audience ever.

That option I actually wouldn’t even mind tbh

At least four tickets, as you can definitely count me in - that’d be The House of Culture almost sold out already! Seriously speaking, Nordic people know and love British stand-up, and you are one of the comedy stars we genuinely wish to see touring here. Pretty please?!