now that the us has started a war with iran and 🧊 is still active does that mean no la 2028 olympics or fifa world cup? (seriously we need to be put in time out and shown that the world does not revolve around us even tho as a country we've deluded ourselves into thinking it does)
Pixar Apologizes After Learning ‘Hoppers’ Slur For Beavers
Pixar Apologizes After Learning ‘Hoppers’ Slur For Beavers https://theonion.com/pixar-apologizes-after-learning-hoppers-slur-for-beavers/
I’m done hearing about the Epstein files, I want to hear about the Epstein trials.
Rachel McAdams as Regina George in Mean Girls: "Stop trying to make fetch happen" (except "fetch" has been replaced with the word "AI")
Mood.
we Finally got drafts? it's about time
the man has brought puerto rico right into everyone’s homes
mooooom the onion is being a real news outlet again!
Happy Black History Month!
‘Sinners’ breaks the record for the most nominated film in Oscars history, with 16 nominations.
PRO: Would increase domestic supply of ice caps to meltCON: Full of foreigners
Pros And Cons Of Buying Greenland https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-buying-greenland/
they pulled a "friday the 13th: the final chapter" on us
🤮
greenland being under control of the us is literally the worst thing for our planet. not that americans care about our planet. the us drilling and destroying ice caps for resources will make it exponentially worse. planet death.
it took me too long to realise this was an onion article. fuck
gonna need u to stop reporting actual news
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to: 1) infringe our rights 2) terrorize our communities 3) disappear legal residents 4) smash into cars & private homes 5) tackle & detain lawmakers indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
Stop paying for or using Spotify until the ICE recruitment ads stop: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
going back to tumblr and essentially leaving blue sky and twitter behind has been so good for my mental health fr
no one cares what kevin o'leary has to say
one can only hope
I’m so sick of acting like everything is ok.
Thou shalt not allow Donald Trump to slap his name on everything in the USA.
Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally.
Just like it’s still the department of defense
post by user michellcclark that says "stop calling yourself 'broke' when you're being robbed. stop calling it 'burnout' when you're being exploited. stop using their language to describe your oppression.
I'm already seeing a lot of single issue voters shit posting about one thing or another. If we don't come together and vote for the big picture we'll be pissing '28 away.
for the longest time that's what i thought tds was 😭 it made no sense why they were using it as an insult like bud ur truck has an american flag wrap and a trump flag on it. like only one of us is thinking about trump 24/7 bestie and it aint me
idiocracy irl
i hope she says she's too old for him
i hate this timeline
