Would you believe... slightly complete...
14.03.2026 15:46
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They do not move.
14.03.2026 15:11
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Morning #earworm: Had something but it got away. Yesterday's was unprovoked Pizzicato Five.
14.03.2026 12:31
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And it's on both your Permanent Records.
13.03.2026 16:12
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Francis Bacon. I knew it.
13.03.2026 16:02
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"The schtick of the Lord."
"Thanks be to God."
[honk honk]
13.03.2026 15:53
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It wasn't though.
13.03.2026 14:39
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That's not _Latin_.
13.03.2026 14:33
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Security lapse as a service.
13.03.2026 14:21
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LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN
13.03.2026 14:20
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Saussure, picked up from curiosity sophomore year, majoring in Anthro.
Now ask what made me bail out of Ling. grad school.
13.03.2026 14:04
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The Clowns consider treaties bullshit because they know they wouldn't honor one.
13.03.2026 13:18
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Yutzpah, more like.
13.03.2026 13:15
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Slagging Affleck since Chasing Amy.
13.03.2026 00:45
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Hey -- a fixed one!
12.03.2026 23:13
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Look -- it's snowing!
12.03.2026 23:12
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It's as though the climate has gone... anomalous...
12.03.2026 17:56
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America's Funniest Home Videos still exists?
12.03.2026 14:22
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Might.
12.03.2026 14:15
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Yeah, there is no "back" from this. Besides all the sand they've poured in the crankcase, back then is what led here. It had structural issues.
12.03.2026 14:11
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So the business you want to be in is *trenchcoats*.
12.03.2026 13:55
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They meant "End Zone Racism".
12.03.2026 12:51
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Hasn't yet, but always cautious.
12.03.2026 12:01
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Morning #earworm: The endlessly cycling tune from Rogue Fable IV. Clearly self-inflicted.
12.03.2026 11:58
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Thinky brow-furrow.
11.03.2026 21:47
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Say Bill, do you think you could rub some of this powder on my lips?
11.03.2026 21:44
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Aw man -- PLEASE replace me with a badger!
11.03.2026 21:30
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Well your t-shirt about the trolley problem raises questions answered by your t-shirt: No one escapes the trolley problem.
Least of all the people tied down to it. I haven't encountered that wrinkle before. I think that's just mean.
11.03.2026 21:24
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I'm pretty sure the correct-answer-of-me to it is to run towards the people shouting a warning even though that's usually ruled out in scenarios, because I'm no good at these logic puzzles and can't readily detect the difference between so-called "one" and "five".
11.03.2026 13:44
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