Clan Gangrel (RPG Parody)

Belly rubs are forbidden unless you are part of the clan.

This is true. Those nights are filled with moonbathing and rest.

When @clangangrel.bsky.social gets to 0 Hunger:

A nude man fears no pickpocket.

Yes. We are not dangerous at all. Simply look.

This is who runs this account.

Two black lab puppies in a pen. One is showing her belly. The other, upright, looks at the camera with a confused puppy head tilt.

Day 14: "whatever it is, we're innocent! innocent we tell ya!"

Just what I love to see.

The Gangrel Stormy frenzying out!
#vtm #Vampire #Masquerade #gangrel #art #wod #oc

I feel targeted in the best way possible.

Did @clangargoyle.bsky.social write this post?

Clearly we’re better looking too.

Better watch out @clantoreador.bsky.social it looks like @clangangrel.bsky.social is coming for ya:

What if it was something we ate?

I’m sure your little levitation tricks are very masquerade safe.

Growling (inspirational)

Instead of actually speaking words, we do the dog method. Just scream and make primal noises until they leave.

Why?

He wanted to learn how to use new technology.

The Onion speaks the truth. We debate this not only with creatures but with strangers in our territory.

Hey look, the news is reporting on @clangangrel.bsky.social

Most of us do not plan on eating you, don’t worry. We appreciate the help though.

If someone litters in front of you, it’s kill on sight.

We apologize for the absence. Clan Gangrel had decided that an emergency meeting was needed to discuss the active climate conditions and worries. Though not much can be said, we can tell you that our canine friend was none too pleased with the amount of plastic in his favorite mud puddle.

@theduskborn.bsky.social keeps calling us “Pokey Mon Trainers” every time we feed our famulus’. What does this mean?

Werecoyotes? God… we thought we had to deal with enough werecreatures as is.

Remember the dog that joined us? He is now worshiped by the Gangrel in his area. We do not know why.

We do not watch many shows. We have done a little research and found this to be the most accurate.