DiscordianStooge

It's telling that he didn't immediately say Iran did it like he did the last time he was asked.

A dark day in Minnesota music history. I still miss Rev 105.

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

The perfect solution is to rename the Persian Gulf the Gulf of America and just kick everyone out, but we wasted that gambit frivilously.

Apparently I am incredibly lucky in that I have never come across Dubai chocolate anywhere except hearing people complain online that it is everywhere.

Have we considered making the oil tankers amphibious? Put some wheels on the ship and just drive the whole thing across the Arabian peninsula?

If you've been on a cruise ship, we're talking about the same size, but filled entirely with oil.

Sen. Kim: "The people I talk are thinking about their grocery prices, housing prices. They're not thinking about how much money American corporations are going to make off of higher oil prices, because that's just gonna raise all of our prices at home. That's where the president is just so detached"

Trump just cheered Australia giving the Iranian Women's soccer team asylum. He seems to have no clear train of thought on anything.

Why would the medics go along with this?

PSP has always insisted on throwing out women if they come home with alcohol on their breath, even if they have kids and its below freezing outside. Not surprised by this at all.

He is insane.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN THE MEDIA PLEASE JUST FINALLY START SAYING THAT TRUMP IS INSANE AND THAT REPUBLICANS ARE LETTING AN INSANE PERSON DO AN ILLEGAL WAR????

This reminds me of Wikipedia 25 years ago, when "Don't use Wikipedia" was the common refrain, when the best advice was, "Use Wikipedia to find actual sources and use those sources." What is the good advice for a prof looking to seem more credible to their students?

NYT: U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says Outdated targeting data may have resulted in a mistaken missile strike, according to the ongoing military investigation, which undercuts President Trump’s assertion that Iran could be to blame.

Trump has known this for days but chose to lie about it. Because that’s what he does. That’s what he is.

How about pushing EVs and solar panels? You can't blockade the sun.

How about introducing a bill to increase federal spending on a clean energy transition you stupid stupid motherfuckers

Ducks in snow under a birdfeeder

"Let's go north a little early, you said. We'll beat the crowds, find the best nesting spot, you said."

Not believing in a deity doesn't preclude not believing in other supernatural nonsense. Some Buddhism is atheistic, so belief in reincarnation makes some sense (although there aren't enough Buddhists in the US to make up the whole of that number).

Wind Turbines. Unless they are using them to grind flour.

They just constantly talk about how much they enjoy killing people.

My kid just got his learner's permit. Wish us luck.

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society.

Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

When I see this argument, it eventually turns into, "My dad did all this on $30k/yr in the 70s," ignoring that that is $180k today. People just forget that inflation affects wages too.

It reminds me of the line in John Fogerty’s Fortunate Son: “And when you ask them, ‘how much should we give?’ They only answer, ‘more, more, more.’”

You can't do an accent, except when pronouncing "cabana" with the "ñ" sound.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Yes you can still have a sexy elf in your party but Jerry Orbach will say Jerry Orbach things to it

Pete Hegseth is unhinged and has no idea what he is doing. He’s putting our servicemembers at risk.

He should be fired immediately.

Yeah, it was a bit of a joke.