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Aaron Cameron

@thatbootlegguy

Best Bird dad/mediocre husband. Former 2x Writer of the Year. Minor A’s Bluesky celebrity and Raiders masochist. Once fought off 22 raccoons. I call all y’all "dude".

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Couldn't care less about the whole Raiders/Ravens/Maxx Crosby conundrum, but the legion of Raiders, Steelers and Bengals fans coming together like Devastator to cry foul is breathlessly hilarious lol

11.03.2026 16:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

One of the highlights of last month's trip to Spring Training was me and @jpitblado.bsky.social talking about how much we hate bloody marys for a half inning

11.03.2026 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

GDI LOLOLOLOL

11.03.2026 16:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow. It's exceedingly rare in this post-"Fire Joe Morgan" universe that I'm moved to "bruh, what" a sports columnist, but BRUH WHATTT

11.03.2026 16:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you Alt: a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you
11.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This tacky masterpiece was marked alllll the way down to $30 and there was no goddam way I was passing THAT up

11.03.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a difference between "business casual" and "bowling alley casual" tho 🫡

11.03.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds like SOMEONE just lost bottomless fries availability. You can still order them, but for you? There's a bottom, bud

11.03.2026 16:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like "leis" tbqh

11.03.2026 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Selfie of handsome light-skinned black guy in wearing linen Sacramento A's shirt with pink flowers all over and a pride themed A's lanyard

Selfie of handsome light-skinned black guy in wearing linen Sacramento A's shirt with pink flowers all over and a pride themed A's lanyard

Excruciatingly interminable elevator ride up to my office at work this morning. Dude peppering me with a million questions about #athletics and Las Vegas. Still not sure why everyone keeps asking me about it

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

🤞🏾🤞🏾🇲🇽

11.03.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hoping to see a game with my dude soon. We sat together for an inning at #athletics last game in Oakland, but @ruthkapelus.bsky.social wanted her seat back

11.03.2026 12:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only WBC game I’ve watched was US v. Mexico. It was three hours of Ken Rosenthal incessantly telling me how much the players care interspersed with military propaganda. MLB turned Skubal’s *predetermined* one WBC start into 12 extra contrived hours of “will he make another?” Beyond embarrassing lol

11.03.2026 12:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems bad! I know the people who voted for her are only allowed to say this once, then never again, but this wouldn’t have happened if you’d elected her! (I’m gonna regret using mine on that skeet but YOLO I guess)

11.03.2026 12:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Haha, I ain’t driving all the way downtown on a weeknight unless 26 knuckleheads wearing green and gold were giving the Padres that work, but y’all know who I’m rooting for ✌🏾)

11.03.2026 12:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t really been into the WBC, but I might hafta drive down to my favorite Mexican fútbol bar in San Diego to see if it’s poppin’ for béisbol, watch tonight’s game and ask ¿como se dice schadenfreude in espanol? 🇲🇽

11.03.2026 12:29 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

On a lark, I googled “Regina Saskatchewan tax agency” and really need to know if every building there looks like a barn?

11.03.2026 03:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GDI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

11.03.2026 03:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never gonna find any of those Goodwill donation receipts and sure as hell hope I don’t need them to get into heaven

11.03.2026 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last year, found out a few weeks before my Toronto/Montreal trip that I owed $[R,EDACTED] to the feds. Then, watched a Jays game from the SkyDome outfield hotel and had a $42(CAN) apple pie old fashioned at Canoe. May need to run that back 😭

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No time to read the footnote, this tax professional told me I’m good!

11.03.2026 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are there upsets in one-off ballgames? Even the 1962 Mets won 40 games. I’m fun at parties.

11.03.2026 03:11 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭😭😭

11.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a tax guy, but I still have to dedicate an entire evening to hunting, gathering, printing and signing a million documents before he does anything. Is there a different guy for that, or…?

11.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

This place has a pickle mustard, too, in the event I miss the three-day window it’s available at Trader Joe’s again

11.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two boxes of vegan oatmeal raisin cookies

Two boxes of vegan oatmeal raisin cookies

You with me @ruthkapelus.bsky.social you with me?

11.03.2026 02:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

One of the Bird's lady friends keeps sending him home with containers of food and because he hasn't returned them, my container storage section of the kitchen is now a mismatched hodgepodge of goddam chaos. Random pink lids and off-brand bullsh t 😭

11.03.2026 02:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Need an intrepid Baltimore reporter to ask him if he’s still mad about that! #athletics

11.03.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My fellow #athletics fans and I had LOTS of thoughts about Storm Davis back in the day lol

11.03.2026 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Both of these shirts honor the Bash Brothers era, both in the most annoying ways possible #athletics

11.03.2026 00:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0