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09.03.2026 23:44
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it's an honor to jerk off to The Men of Porn
"This war is a permanent moral stain on the United States. It’s the latest time during the Trump presidency where I am ashamed to be an American."
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Ugh!
I need to take a slut class.
I need to go to slut school!
I need a slut scholarship!!!
Help!
How many times do I have to tell you!
Spring 👏 is 👏 coming 👏 with 👏 a 👏 🍓 👏 in 👏 the 👏 👄 👏 !
Cinders 👏 always 👏 remain 👏 where 👏 there 👏 was 👏 once 👏 a 👏 🔥 !!!
Spring is coming with an onion in the mouth
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Maintenant et forever
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
Had a dream recently that concluded with the serving of an improbable desert of lemon cake baked as the filling of a pie, served by scooping it like ice cream into a bowl. Really lovely texture but I don’t think you could make it. Oh and it was frosted like a poundcake! What the fuck was that?
Father, son, holy goose
This is the real "AI will disrupt work" angle. They're going to lie about its capabilities, tank companies to buy cheap, increase precarity of work. When the bubble pops, they'll still be well placed to come out on top. Another cycle in the decades long upwards transfer of wealth.
I feel bad for this new generation of Pokémon. Thinking about the sort of Pokéworld they’re going to inherit… all the Pokéforces to work against.
Happy 1 month anniversary to my new monomania!
I am moshing within
Our institutions are not hollow. If they were hollow we could crawl inside them, fill them with life - change their direction - call them our own. But our institutions are not hollow. Our institutions are not hollow. Yet.
A crab walks in
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! DREAMS! POETRY! DISTRACTION! WHO NEEDS BOUNDARIES WHEN YOU COULD BE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF OVERWHELM! ABOLISH ICE AND EMPIRE! TOUCHING GRASS ISN’T ENOUGH! WE NEED ENDLESS CONSEQUENCES TO BEFALL ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DO HORRIBLE THINGS! LIFE IS SHORT! ECLIPSES ARE HERE! HAVE FUN!
I hope to serve this much one day.
A song with straightforward instructions
Me, to my son Kalshi, waving my away.
“Coerced and forced sterilization is considered a crime against humanity under international law and also constituting genocide... over 70,000 Native American women and women of color were forcibly sterilized just in the ’70s alone, when these eugenics laws were on the books.”
Can do!
A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”
Make Art (1/4)
It really sucks that the "merchants of doubt" around "AI" water usage are so good at spreading doubt. Because the water usage *is* bad, and even if data centers somehow magically created additional water, they'd still be bad for all the other reasons that data centers are bad
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Millions of complaints about credit report errors
Credit bureaus: “Have we tried simply hiding the complaints?”
What's that sound?
I like that sound.
I love that sound!
It's the sound of my silk scarf
Remember!
Our household finally finished TOTK, and while we both agreed that Gannon is 2 b given a big smooch, I think he would smell like poop’s corpse.
Rauru’s arm on the other hand would be perfumed cedar and fragrant sandalwood like the Song of Songs.
as a parent I cannot imagine how absolutely fucking heartbreaking and awful it must be to have to put out a statement like this because the federal government killed your son and is telling monstrous lies about him