@emilyyour8
"First they came for the journalists, we don't know what happened next." Kalaallit Nunaat Kalaallit Pigaat! Emotional Support Human - Artist - Hater of Fascism I make funny sometimes. I use humor as a coping tactic. And I use coping as a life strategy.
DOD: We developed a great new program to reduce civilian casualties in warzones!
Hegseth: Kill it.
D: But this would really help preve-
H: I think we're just gonna commit war crimes instead.
D: But Mr Secretary, this progra-
H: War crimes are awesome! Makes me feel SO manly!
D: ... wtf, man?
Inhuman POS.
Speaking of inhuman monsters, what's with his face? He looks like he's made of plastic.
Is he using a filter? Why does everyone in the GOP give uncanny valley?
Secretary Roadkill shouldn't be allowed to benefit from modern medicine.
Let him suffer like the tens of millions he's denying access to healthcare. Let him take 12 Advil a day like a normal American with chronic shoulder pain.
Asked for comment on the growing number of wounded and dead US soldiers, the president said: "Have you seen my drapes? I picked these drapes!"
Why Senator Murphy - you don't mean to suggest that the Trump admin and GOP don't know wtf they're talking about, do you?
Heavens forfend!
What happened to your bulls**t detector, Joe?
Is it in the shop? Did you get a step-dad? What happened, Joe?
B-but Trump couldn't have gotten away with lying to Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan didn't have a dad, so he has an unerring bulls**t detector!
Bread and circuses.
Except no one can afford bread anymore and the circuses cost $1000 a ticket.
Does it not strike anyone as ironic that the admin is bragging about hosting an auto race while people are buying gas on BNPL?
I thought that was a joke.
Should have remembered that we killed irony and buried it in a shallow grave when we reelected a dementia riddled professional criminal and child predator president.
I've found that any questions that starts "Does Trump know..." can be confidently answered: "No. No he does not."
Sure, he could. They don't call him TACO Trump for nothing.
But will he?
He's surrounded by yes-men who praise his every move. If Trump poops his pants, Vance, Rubio and Hegseth give him a standing ovation.
That's a bargain compared to prices in LA right now.
Commuters are gonna start buying horses.
Unless you're MAGA. MAGAs get to skip the long lines and vote tomorrow!
Of course he can. He usually does. They don't call him "TACO" for nothing.
Trump Always Chickens Out.
How do airstrikes disarm anyone?
If airstrikes could disarm a militant militia, then Hamas would be weapon free. And if Israel intends to invade Lebanon to go after Hezbollah, the 2006 war suggests that won't work out as well as they hope.
"Secretary Noem has said there are no plans to place ICE agents at polling locations."
See, now that's not reassuring at all because these idiots never plan ANYTHING. ffs, they went to war with Iran on a whim, without a troop buildup or allies or Congressional approval or even notification.
At times like these, I like to turn to the wise words of the Reverend Reggie Jackson, who said: "How tf did Alina Habba ever pass the bar exam?"
I'm not even sure what they're even saying.
Israel may have "the right to defend itself" from Hezbollah, but the last time they went to war with Hezbollah, they kinda got their asses kicked.
The IDF is probably the most overrated military in the modern world.
8 lives now. And 140-150 wounded.
But who's counting? Def not the Trump admin.
Maybe someone should remind SecDef Daydrinker who wound up controlling Jerusalem after all the crusades were over.
The guys who hate and denigrate refugees strangely have no issues with them creating millions of new refugees.
Asked why they won't push back at Trump's absurd lies about the war, the media said:
The Trump admin should sweep the Ig Nobels like Titanic swept the Oscars.
Which is fitting for an admin that seems hellbent on sinking the whole nation.
It's an election year. Deportations were Trump's only "accomplishment." Affordability's a bust, tariffs a disaster, Noem a laughingstock, trillions in new debt and they failed huge on the Epstein Files
What does he expect them to run on?
"VOTE GOP: We only blew up ONE school full of little girls!"
Aren't the deportations Trump's only "accomplishment?"
What does Trump expect them to run on?
"VOTE GOP: We only blew up ONE school full of little girls!"
Patriot PAC-3 MSE air defense missiles cost from $3.7 million to $8 million per missile.
The ones in the ME are the lower end. Trump has burned about $4 Billion just in PAC-3s in less than two weeks.
To take out drones that cost $20k to $40k each.
Getting 150 US troops wounded and 8 KIA.
I think it's funny that a journalist thinks that Trump ever thinks about anything.
I'm sure the Trump admin will get right on this and immediately act to fire the watchdog who discovered the crime.
