I love Andy Borowitz
04.01.2026 01:26
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I love Andy Borowitz
The song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is woke as hell. It actually suggests to kids that it’s okay to be different!
I don’t wanna hear a love song, I got on this airplane just to fly
We need more of this
It’s Veteran’s Day 2025. So far this year, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed death warrants for five military veterans.
#RonDeSantis
#Florida
I was privileged to finish reading, here on Election Day, Joyce Vance’s inspiring, educational and powerful new book, “Giving Up is Unforgivable.” She makes it clear that we have the power, or in her words, “we are the cavalry.”
@joycewhitevance.bsky.social
@nicollewallace.bsky.social
Erika Kirk squirting tears in her eyes before going on stage.
To nobody’s surprise, the governors who have been the most silent about helping their constituents in need are from the “Bible Belt.” This guy, for example:
Historically, when there’s been a head of state this moronic it’s been the result of inbreeding
I ❤️ Mapquest
“Democrat” presidents? C’mon Axios. If you don’t know the name of a political party, then I won’t bother reading your article.
Memories of St. Charlie on His day of remembrance:
MLK was an awful person; the Civil Rights Act should not have passed; Palestine doesn’t exist; a woman’s place is under her husband; black women don’t have the brains to lead; executions should be televised & corporate sponsored.
RIP St. Charlie
Some are calling or writing their elected representatives.
“Your life matters”
So true
It’s the Gulf of Mexico. An unhinged pedophile, Russian asset, man-baby tried to rename it via a useless “executive order.”
Mapquest is simply the best
Reposting because I believe this guy is impressive.
Talarico for Pres. ‘28! He’s smart, young, fearless, eloquent and likable. He can easily counter the “Super Christian” frauds (Rubio, Mike Johnson, e.g.). He can show voters what American democracy and noble values really mean.
@jamestalarico.bsky.social
@democrats.org
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
I live in Florida and I approve this message.
Yes, what the hell, MSNBC? I just found out that they carried it.
Today would be a good day for MSNBC to bring back Matt Dowd.
@matthewjdowd.bsky.social
@msnbc.com
Bless you Antifa
And why is MSNBC giving him air time? I turned it off.
I’m only 25 pages into reading Dave Zirin’s book “The Kaepernick Effect.” And already, because of recent and ongoing events, his words have me feeling repulsed by the folly, the ignorance, and the sheer stupidity of racism.
@edgeofsports.bsky.social
