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Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle. Tamworth, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (805 South Liverpool v Barnoldswick Town) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat. And an #MDANT

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Never Ever Anything Bloody Ever

29.01.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And here's birthday-boy Roddy performing Down The Dip on Loose Talk in 1983. Watch the full recording which also includes Walk Out To Winter at youtu.be/Tg-EahpaeQ0 (THREAD)

29.01.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not particularly, Tony Blair visited China a few times, the latest being 2005.

29.01.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might need your big coat.

29.01.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI think, therefore I van.โ€

29.01.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quiz night:

SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?

SCOOBY: Rhino

SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.

29.01.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quiz night:

SHAGGY: Velma, can you name an African animal with a horn on it's head?

SCOOBY: Rhino

SHAGGY: Yes I know you do Scoob, but it's not your turn.

29.01.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you saying the early Blair government was authoritarian? Because that's when the UK was effectively disarmed after Dunblane.

29.01.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why must Greens win?
On that polling you should be lending your vote to Labour.
Or do you want Reform to win?

28.01.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paper round never paid enough, working on a fruit and veg stall on the markets did though.

28.01.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe Truss isn't already there.

28.01.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonderful song.

28.01.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been mostly appalled by Deacon Blue, but fair play to them for this.

28.01.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fool and his money....

28.01.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

28.01.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 12687 ๐Ÿ” 5603 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 279 ๐Ÿ“Œ 444

Happy with it so far, especially if Dougie can find the form he had before he was forced out by PSR.
Now, we have 5 days to find someone daft enough to take Guessand off our hands and bring in one more midfielder.

28.01.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Designated Survivor

28.01.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have now heard Don't Stop the Music by Yarbrough and Peoples in two random places on two consecutive days.
If I hear it again tomorrow I'm going full on conspiracy theory.

28.01.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are almost certainly heading for hung parliament territory by 2029, and there are no parties, not even what is left of the Tories, who will taint themselves by forming a coalition with Reform.

28.01.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why "uh oh"?
Why repeatedly ask a question that is obviously not going to be answered once you've asked it, say, twice?
How about grilling the FM on policy?

28.01.2026 10:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To comply with the UK Online Safety Act, you will now be required to provide age verification before being allowed to search through hedgerows.

27.01.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shit song as well

27.01.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those high profile defectors haven't gone over to sit on their arses until 2029, at least a couple of them will be eyeing up Denton.

27.01.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.01.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

England's plan here seems tob to bowl really badly and hope Sri Lanka keep chipping it to fielders.
Seems to be working too.
#SRIvENG

27.01.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You spelled wankers wrong.

27.01.2026 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eprump?

27.01.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's also probably Labour's best bet for holding onto Gorton and Denton, if they put up a nobody Reform will take that seat.

23.01.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Rising of the lights" sounds like a vaguely pleasant way to go.

23.01.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shrug Against the Machine

10.01.2026 10:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1