hates

thought this was cake

when u have a crush on a pastry chef so u put on great british bake off when ur horny

worked a charity event 2day and could just tell these people were evil (it was for summer camps for kids with cancer so ofc i wanted to be wrong) but they were talking about how they had camps all over the country and also 4 in the “state” of israel and me n my coworker were just shaking our heads

went to happy hour thinking i would just get a couple $4 beers and a snack and ended up spending $60 bro

i also need to shave every other day it’s honestly very annoying

entering the point of my transition where i need to get a nose hair trimmer :/ feeling like my dad these days

currently the most sensual man in this aldi

one of each

i’ve been so excited about my new job and then today someone told me the owner once threw a baking sheet at someone 🫠 yay

been working out just a little bit and i’m already thickening up for the summer

fr whose dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around here

i was like u really don’t have to do that and she was like it’s going on my company card we’re sticking it to the man and i said well okay cheers then

i moved over a seat at the bar so this annoying lady and her lawyer friends could sit down and she paid for all of my drinks 🥂

ive been dreading the hotter weather only because binding in the summer is hell and i keep worrying about people clocking me in public but i just have to remind myself that some ppl have never seen a boy w titties and it’s actually a gift to them to witness and my body is a blessing actually

i was telling my sweet baby gay coworker about how i had to discard of a mouse the other day that got caught in a trap and he said “mickey mouse is not going to the clubhouse today”

how do ppl watch it’s always sunny i was trying to give it a shot but this show is ass

rlly sucks that i’ve been more attracted to men lately bc men fucking suck

relatable, proud of us ❤️ sending love

giving this app another whirl!! this painting is called "Why are you guys sad?" and it is acrylic on canvas board, 14 x 14cm

need a lover soooooo bad someone be my lover pls

got my ass

this makes me feel better ❤️‍🩹 sucks because i loooooooved my therapist i saw in tx but they are only licensed there and we had to break up when i moved
:( but im feeling hopeful ill find someone up here, and thankful for all the growth i’ve had thru therapy over the years

man i think i might have to go to therapy again for the same shit i went to therapy about 3 years ago :/ i guess mental illness rlly is forever ha h ha

porch joints hit different

i did not know u could do that

we all know that one lesbian couple that look like siblings

did not do any drugs but i did party and make a fool of myself and spent time w friends and made questionable decisions

sometimes i’ll put on an outfit and be like damn im a little tooooo sexy gotta tone it down

was at the laundromat and i guess one of my tiny vibrators got into the wash somehow and it dropped it front of a bunch of ppl and rolled across the floor 😭 and then i put it in my pocket and it turned on and u could hear it buzzing immmmm kms

🎵had a very shiny nose 🎵 OHKAY