There's Whiskey in the Gom Jabbar

Skill issue. I wore this shirt to Easter last year. I’m no longer invited to my aunt’s house but I have spoken my truth.

I just saw someone say they like a Dave Matthews song. You aren't supposed to say that out loud?

Businesses in the Persian Gulf have lost access to their networks after Iranian drones damaged Amazon data centers. And they can’t reach company reps to get key materials they have stored on Amazon’s cloud. “It’s been a black box.” Link to NYT article: U.S. Tech Giants Flocked to the Persian Gulf. Now They Are Targets

Ms. Rachel and Mamdani Wah Wah Wahing

Contemplating getting a really expensive pair of headphones (I use them a lot while working) and trying to read up on it and getting confused with audiophile forums.

It’s just a rumor. Probably untrue.

If it turns out Netanyahu is dead, it's like when you asked Santa for an SNES and instead got a Sega Genesis. Not exactly what you wanted, but you'll take it.

Remember when good journalists worked at Buzzfeed and we had to call Ben Smith "Buzzfeed Ben"?

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

Fuck ICE.

I may get yelled at for this one.

Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

Aliens

the strait of hormuz is open for transit, provided mike pence has the courage

Babe, wake up, a new Olympic sport just dropped.

The Disintegration Loops are the perfect work music. You feel slightly melancholy for about thirty minutes and then you suddenly realize the melody is completely falling apart.

Operation Epic Yuri

Bluesky is now saving images to webp now. This sucks ass.

picture of a sunburned old man naked under a blanket on a floral couch

someone on marketplace has been trying to sell this couch for weeks and the price keeps getting lower and I just don’t think thats the issue

The first sentence and the last contradict each other: "If there's one thing controversial CBS News editor Bari Weiss has earned praise for it's her hands-on booking of big names for the network" ... "'It's not just Zohran,' the source said. 'It's really hard now to get people to come on CBS.'"

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Man, the discourses have been particularly terrible these last few weeks. So disapointed by so many people who should know better.

this looks like it could be an ad for Yoshi Topsy Turvey on the Game Boy Advance

People really need to stop quote-skeeting accounts with only five followers and a generic avatar as examples of hate. These people are trolls! They indicate nothing about anything.

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

?????

checkmate motherfucker

If a Ditto fucks a human, does it produce an egg?

So if Dittos can imitate humans, they can fuck humans as well.

Making the dinner announcement at Davos