Dan Mason

"...My guess is he'd put St James Park in his phone and then just followed the directions from there."

Do your research, peeps.

Fan attends wrong St James' Park football stadium 366 miles away The supporter travelled from London to Exeter, instead of Newcastle.

A truly SENSATIONAL Spanish fan cock-up. Lovely, yet painful stuff...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#NUFC #UCL @footballramble.bsky.social

*I actually have a journalism degree, so apologies for whatever that sentence was.

I'd almost consider moving him into midfield for a few, you know. That skill and want to beat players to get forward is an edge-of-seater quality.

Or am I just Howe-ing? #NUFC

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My goodness I hope we can keep hold of Lewis Hall. One of the best performances at LB I've ever seen for Newcastle last night.

Meanwhile, at Spurs...

Now go and TWAT them at Camp Nou. #NUFC

Runs of Elanga and Osula are fantastic.

But...

I find you start worrying you're too close to the camera and start stuttering like a Strictly celeb with the yips.

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Fair play, Taylor. I'd have gone on my arse multi-tasking that. @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC

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God I would love to be in that bloody stadium now. #NUFC #Barca

South Tyneside Council having a good day.

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"We're probably due another war with all this ire"

I mean. He called it.

Well, the attack on Iran will end up killing thousands and raise gas prices while strengthening Russia, but at least it won't distract from the fact that the President of the United States raped children. Jesus Christ, we are in hell.

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In amongst all the #NUFC fun and games in town before Saturday's match, it dawned on me how chillingly accurate Sam Fender's lyrics in Hypersonic Missiles now are...

...That does sound like an excuse.

The party literally born of misogyny dies on #InternationalWomensDay

We got a small win.

Absolutely SEISMIC difference between that team and teams like us. Bloody depressing really.

Life goes on. At least I'm chewed up enough to now stay up and work the F2 race from Oz...

Ok, so adding Partridge commentary to the Osula goal has worked FAR too well... #NUFC

The new Australian Bottas is a breath of fresh air.

William Osula's engine was INCREDIBLE on Newcastle's winner against Man United. 💪

Accidentally saw some Twatter opinions from Man Utd fans.

WOW they are unhinged, entitled and peculiar...

Football should only be watched in (Brazilian) Portuguese.
#SoundOn
#nufc
#golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaçooooo

Just thought: that lad is never shaving his hair, is he?

Morning. #NUFC

Just next to Wor Jackie then aye? Papers submitted to the council. #NUFC

Ws IN THE FUCKING CHAT! #NUFC

These days, I can barely tell what's actual illness and what's just trauma created from seeing Newcastle United goalkeepers.

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Genuinely think I've managed to catch hay fever. In the house. In March.

We go again. #NUFC

*Exhales in Blaydon Races*