I sent that magazine in January! Yikes... let me know if you haven't gotten it next week or so and I'll send another one!
I... don't even dare to think of who might be next! ;)
Something really stupid! 😅
As it's MAR10 day today, I feel that I need to post this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiIR...
You really must quote all of the stupid men of the world, don't you? By the way, did you get the magazine I sent you? :)
I know right? 😅
–Hrrm, you could probably add some urine as well but fortunately it is one of the things our station does reek of.
–For f... just give me the keys to your lab!
–Absolutely not.
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–All you need to do is to filter recycled water through Mr. Cadwell's socks, add some engine grease from Mr. Reyes' inventory, some rubbing alcohol and then let titanium rod oxidise in concoction.
–What a disgusting idea! Geez, who peed in your coffee?
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–Under no circumstances will I take part in such nonsense and you do definitely not need my assistance.
–And why is that, doc?
–Because if you want is to bottle fragrance of life in space, there is a very simple way of doing so.
–Do tell!
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That is refreshing change of pace but why come to me?
–Because I have a business plan and I just might need your help!
–A business... What is it this time?
–Eau de Space! It's an after shave! I want others to experience the very essence of life in space!
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–Doctor, fragrance is within the field of genetics, right?
–Not exactly, captain. I would rather place it in category of chemistry. Why are you asking?
–Because I want to start doing something useful with my time!
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Did the cat poop/pee in the hole? Cat poop/pee is actually harmful for plats so... that cat should be fired from its job.
Du snackar med en som nyligen sade till sin illustratörsmentor att: "I love astronomy and I always will but I've worked with it for 20 years and now I want to give drawing some more space." 😜
Well then, that truly sucks!
You should be able to do the language settings yourself, right?
You're very welcome! 😊 The Moon is always a nice sight!
He's not much smarter than Flaubert. Oh the "glory" of "educated" men...
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
That he is not, but he _is_ genetically modified and spent some years in space alone before being reunited with the doctor... ;)
Not really a giant... The doctor is making up stuff just to mess with Reyes. As a matter of fact, they're "normal sized" crabs because if the octopus (which isn't giant) ate something too big, he'd get a brain damage and die (doughnut shaped brain around stomach, as you probably remember).
–Damned if I know, doc! I was kind of hoping that you'd help me find him!
–This is fascinating. He is a remarkable creature, no?
–Yeah, but right now he's ruining everyone's day.
–Very well. Take box over there. It contains his favourite food. Live giant crab.
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–Your pet came back, stole my airbrush and the compressor and now he's propelling himself all around the station and I don't think I need to mention how a flying octopus isn't really great from a perspective of safety!
–Hold on... where is he now?
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–Well, we all know Aldrich does not like Andrusha, so...
–That's not my point, doc! Realising that I wouldn't get that paint roller and bucket back, I went to get the airbrush and paint I use for the outer hull and guess what?
–I'd prefer not to guess.
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–I wouldn't put it exactly like that. First of all he interfered with my work by stealing my equipment...
–Ah, you are talking about paint incident?
–That's the one, yes. He took my stuff, wreaked some havoc and kind of turned Aldrich into a nervous wreck. Again.
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–Doctor...
–What is it, Mr. Reyes.
–You know that I like animals, right, and your octopus is no exception...
–Yes?
–The thing is, though, that I think you should limit his... opportunities to roam freely on this station.
–Why? He is harmless.
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The inside.
He's a happy painter now! 😀🎨🐙
–I wanted to see if he'd do a good job!
–You're insane! And also, you're on your own! Tell Cadwell that he is too. Until someone catches that crooked Picasso of the sea, I'll be locking myself inside _my_ quarters
–Fair. You might want to close the vents, though.
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–Out with it, Reyes!
–Okay, okay... I was just about to start working when Andrusha just came out of nowhere. First he grasped the paint roller, then the bucket and then he started to ...yeah, you see the results for yourself.
–WHAT?!? Why didn't you stop him?
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–He will?
–Yeah. The culprit set off in the direction of his quarters so it's probably just a matter of time before... and yep, that's him screaming right there!
–Would you mind telling me what's going on?
–Actually I would, because I know how you'll react.
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–Sorry, that was unworthy of me but it still looks as if you took a large swig of that moonshine of yours and then tried to challenge the walls to a duel... But if you say it wasn't you, I believe you. Not sure that the captain will, though.
–Oh, he will.
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